SPAM4CP: I Predict A Riot
Citizen 4945322
Not a lot has happened since I announced my candidacy for CP. Mainly cause I've been busy. Real Life beckoned. Supposedly I'm not popular enough to be CP. A person told me this.
But after seeking the advice of my fellow party members, or having been given the advice anyhow, I think I've developed a winning strategy.
Its called showing some ankle.
I call this quite literally showing off my ankle. And Leg. And Leg Hair. And foot. And in the top corner a train ticket to Edinburgh. Cause that's where I've been whilst I've been busy.
You are sitting there right now at your computer. Maybe you've got your pants around your ankles. Maybe you've got a glass of whisky in hand. Maybe you've just had to deal with a neighbour's impending termite infestation spreading to your house by encasing your whole house in bubblewrap. I don't know. I'm not you.
But I can read your mind. And I know what you will do on the 5th. You'll go fuck it. This guy sounds good. And you know what, he gave me some material to drool over. A nice bit of ankle.
So, what will I do next month?
Have a referendum?
Perhaps. The South East of England does need a new name. Perhaps the general public can rally behind the name of Phil Collinsborough? Perhaps this can be the endeavour that the public can unite with?
And I'm sure those invaders when they meet me and sit down for a Hobnob and a glass of whatever piss is left over in the drinks cabinet will be like, yeah this guy, we like him, lets just go home.
I'll have a proper manifesto out in the coming days. Until then, just appreciate the ankle.
Yours,
Moriarty
Spamican CP Candidate 5th July
Comments
Vote for unnecessary picture of masculine leg! 🙂
That's a calf I can get behind
literally
you have big legs
Too much cycling. Always.
Also 6'2''
there is no such thing as too much cycling, I question your faith
a french woman's leg ?
Ohh la la, tres saucy. C'est bon, j'adore ca.
PETERGABRIEL>PHILPOOPINS
And Glorious Sussex should take over the whole of the South East, It's what God would wnat :3
THIS IS WHAT THIS REFERENDUM IS ABOUT!
I VOTE FOR WHOEVER CAN WIN THE CAPS LOCK MARATHON!
IS THIS THE CAPS LOCK MARATHON OR IS THIS THE CAPS LOCK 10K?
THIS IS JUST THE REGIONAL HEAT, I'M JUST HERE WARMING UP FOR THE BIG ONE
The naked truth.
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Hail Moriarty!!
You appear to have excellent toe hygiene.
I bet the other candidates have severe fungal issues.
I don't think BigAnt has toes, I think they are more like stalks.
Bet you hes got some food stuck in his mandibles tho.
ALL HAIL MORIARTY
Oh wow this sounds awesome.
You know that the anti BigAnt crowd are squirming and begging for someone else right?
Goku gonna Goku.