Scientists have found somthing disurbing about chickens

Day 574, 16:56 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord Penguin

By James McNamara

Scientists in Jack-town, ON, have stumbled onto a disturbing discovery about chickens, recent analysis of the brain of the chicken have shown that 10000 years ago chickens had the intelligence to outsmart humans, with an average IQ of 45 around 8000 BC, chickens had humans beat, humans only having an IQ of 13 at the time.
This has lead scientists to believe that chickens could of been the dominate species on this planet if it weren’t for humans being “So mother fucking big” (Charles Sinclair) It has taken the scientists about 200,000,000 dollars to come to the conclusion that chickens could have eliminated humans if they were about 5 time their normal size.
But this raises a question about, how the chickens, have come to their current IQ, well the scientists have discovered that when humans gain enough intelligence they beat chickens so much that they all suffered brain damage.
Scientist David Harold, had this to say “We originally had set out to find a cure for herpes, but then we got side tracked by a crappy You Tube video, and started screwing around with random shit and stumbled across this”
The University of Jack-town has extended their grant a full 100,000,000 dollars more, in order to find out more about the ancestral chickens.