Romanian Empire Bans April's Fools for Causing New Brunswick Secession

Day 3,785, 14:32 Published in Canada Canada by Lama O. Curlins

The Government of Romania announced that all April Fools pranks are banned after one of the hoaxes caused New Brunswick to rejoin with Canada break away from the Empire and establish its own kingdom.

The Daily Moncton released an April 1st an article claiming that an ancient Norse document has been discovered in the cabinet of the provincial government which claims that any time a power based in Bucharest occupies this territory, it has the right to break away from the Empire to form its own Viking kingdom called Erikslund.

Although the story was clearly tongue-in-cheek, this article caused gullible MPs in New Brunswick to actually order the regional police force to boot out the Romanian Military.














APRIL FOOLS!!!
There is still no excuse for Canada to lose New Brunswick in the "Training" War. Vote Imperial Party in the next election.