Penguin for President!
Lord Penguin
Major Edit: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/penguin-for-president-part-2-1377244/1/20
Part 2: as in actually serrious
Hello eCanada
I am here to announce my candidacy for Canada's highest office.
What are your qualifications for this post?
I am a penguin, so therefore I am awesome, also I was a Congressman once.... in Saskatchewan.
Any other qualifications?
Uhm no.
What is your stance on Canada Politics?
I think that Canada has an aweso - hahaah no no this is what I think Canadian Politics is ...
What is your stance on the Titanium Rental/Keep Debate
If other countries want it, they can buy what we sell of the market, If we do rent one, it shouldn't be NWT and no I'm not just saying that because I currently have a Diamond mine in NWT.
Who would be in your cabinet?
Ah finally you ask that here is my cabinet.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Octavian_F
Minister of Money: TemujinBC
Minister of Propa- I mean Communications: Jacobi
Minister of War: J. Robert Calder
Minister of Coffee and Donuts: Salem Lovenkraft
Minster of Everything Else: Addy Lawrence
Thank you it has been most insightful
Your welcome.
Vote Penguin.
Edit: I am acctually being 'serrious' here, I'd love to get onto the ballot, i'm not acctually aiming to get in, but if by some grace of god I actually got in, I would do a dam good Penguin job! (And I wouldn't have Oct_F as my Minister of FA)
Comments
Penguin loves funny non serrious article
What...I though this was serious...
wait your just joking with your comment! ha! I get it!
PENGUIN FOR PRESIDENT!
in all seriousness: lol Octavian as foreign affairs
Yes that would be very intresting id he was minister of foreign affairs
In one day Canada would go from being happy to being the enemy of the world.
Try 4 hours. 😛
This is a presidency and cabinet full of win, hail the penguin!
A Minister of Teh Lulz in waiting 🙂
I am a penguin and I approve this message.
The Penguins are rising. Unleash the Polar Bears.
THIS MAN MUST BE PRESIDENT!
I will take care of teh moniez, trust me!
Don't forget Acacia Mason as "Minster of Ragequitting within a Week".
temujin will make a great minister of money.
i would also make him minister of citizen loyalty. 😉
What a catchy article name
Yea, Temujin can now just print CAD and give it away