My Platform V2

Day 1,159, 18:34 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Yes, even though I had a soul crushing defeat from my previous opponent Julian Mizu I'm gonna give it another shot. I have to say though, it's great we live in a country where someone like me can run against someone as mighty as Mizu. Even though I had literally no chance of winning I'm glad they gave me a shot anyway.

Well, even though I'm glad I got a opportunity to run against someone as Mizu I'm just glad I can get a fair chance this time.

Me: Hey, who am I running against anyway?

Whats-His-Face: "You get to try to de-throne CRoy. Good luck."









PT2

Good news though, after a day of bitching at random people I finally got moved to Oaxaca 😃

Me: Yay, so who am I running against now?

That Guy... You know the one.: Evan Fienman

Me: Mhmhm how many votes did he get last time?

That guy again: Double Croy's votes.





PT3:

Random Humping Goodness

WOO RANDOM AWESOMENESS! I don't have some super guy running against ME!!!!
PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well now to make serious promises. If I win I promise to fap off to that congress medal every day, and I will only give PTH his citizenship if he really wants it. ALSO, I will only try to impeach the president when I feel like being a dick. Than, because theres really nothing else I can do that has any significant impact while I'm in congress I will try to get the country to donate all it's gold to me, because I deserve it.

GO TEAM NOS!