My Half-Assed Platform

Day 1,190, 14:11 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink
Would you like unfitting music?
OOo the terrible memories that brings back

Well, I think this is the 3rd time I'm running so same promises as last time,
"If I win I promise to fap off to that congress medal every day, and I will only give PTH his citizenship if he really wants it. ALSO, I will only try to impeach the president when I feel like being a dick. Than, because theres really nothing else I can do that has any significant impact while I'm in congress I will try to get the country to donate all it's gold to me, because I deserve it."

So make sure to vote for me in Wisconsin 'n shit.

Also, yes I'm back in america so that brings the number of awesome things I've pussied out of in the first week up to 4


Also holy CRAP THEY CHANGED ARTICLE WRITING STUFF,
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

ALSOooOo because I'm too lazy and tired to write anything mildly interesting, heres tits and kitties because I know how much you like them. ☻