Le poulet s'entete (poultry poetry): un peu de gangsta rap
Nimeni nimic
In loving memory of Miracle Mike, the original headless chicken (1945-1947)
Yo my bro I remember the glorious day
when a KFC with an MBA
and a PHD came to JFK
in his BMW: anyone could tell
that the KFC was headless as well!
Yo I know right now shit's a little messed up
but when I grow up I'll be a big cock
and the chicks that notice I ain't no head
will be happy to give me theirs, instead!
Like Mike
I miss the head
I never had
or I've never been given:
I'd love to get even,
so, my bro,
everybody in the poultry who likes the fabric
of our blessed e-countries in this erepublik
everybody in the house please cry with me:
we want money for nothing and chicks for free!
yeah, e-gold for nothing and chicks for free!
I ain't no head-banger, it's crystal clear
but banging, my friend, is finally here!
everybody in the house please cry with me:
we want money for nothing and chicks for free!
yeah, e-gold for nothing and chicks for free!
please give this guy a medal of media tycoon
or else I'm gonna grow a head really soon!
As you already know I'm the THC
THC's in the house, he's the best MC!
it doesn't mean "tetrahydrocannabinol"
but The Headless Chicken, released on parole.
I'm a cold ice genuine cereal killer
and my name is probably Hen-ry, the dealer.
The Hilarious Chicken is here, and he stays!
(Everybody is growing a cock, nowadays!)
so if you may wonder why is this guy any better
that our regular KFC: I pluck a feather
and put down a few words of wisdom, maybe a letter
of a rhyme - ain't no crime! - this is the way to ger her.
can a KFC do that? don't think so! you can quote me:
if you enjoyed my lyrics, please don't forget to vote me!
no botox for my lips
just buttocks and hips!
no fat, just butt:
TAKE THAT!
yo chicks
read my lips:
take a deep look into my eyes and see
what a deep throat means to you and me!
Comments
hehehehhe !
big V !
...did I mention I usually subcribe to all my commenters, subscribers and voters' newspapers?
cool !
V+S
Apropo: noroc cu RP...ca asa te-am regasit....
V+S
Imi povestea odata un prieten, facand el cunostinta cu o fata la un party, a intrebat-o cu ce se ocupa. Raspunsula a fost: "- Fac injectii la gaini in aripa."
headless chicken is so v1
funny
funny
tare
Felictari pentru creativitate !
thanks! it took me a few days
; ))
T ou OUf Toi 😁 V+S
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