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Lama O Curlins Wins the Legislative Election

Day 3,780, 00:50 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Lama O. Curlins

Just hours ago, the election officials for the legislative elections have announced the Lama O Curlins have won a seat in the Parliament representing Nova Scotia.

He represents the Canadian Imperialist Party, which won an additional several seats in the Parliament.

When asked what is his response when Austria has been subjugated by Hungary, he responded "DO you think that the Austrians would go out of the cold like that. They are hiding somewhere far away. You can here the atrocious Austrian accents in South Africa! Not only do they settle and live there, but they have set up a Whites-only rule there! They consider themselves a master race there!"

No comments have been reached when another independent journalist attempted to point out that the Afrikaners are technically of Dutch descent and there is no longer white-dominance in South African politics.

Curlins have later released a bill proposing to raise an import tax on aircraft raw material to 59% from 1% and put to vote in the Parliament.

Comments

TemujinBC Day 3,780, 05:43

Why do you think your proposal to raise taxes has failed?

Lama O. Curlins Day 3,780, 10:52

Because the 'Progressives' would rather see foreign weapons companies flood the markets with broken weapons rather than impose import duties.

Chochi Day 3,780, 16:45

It's true! I used one of those foreign aircraft weapons and it stopped working after the first use!

Chochi Day 3,780, 16:55

If nobody else is going to, I want to thank you for putting in the effort to engage eCanada. While your focus on Austria seems a little loopy it's not half as crazy as some of the eReligions I've seen and at least the internal logic is consistent.

So congrats on the win! Have fun this month.

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