KEEP CALM. Vote for Stormin'
Socialist Freedom Party
Un-retouched image of the extraterrestial creature known as 'Iamthedanger'
Listen up, citizens! There's a storm brewing, but it ain't the kind you'll find in your grandma's teacup. No, this is a shitstorm of epic proportions, and it goes by the name of Iamthedanger. Sounds ominous, right? Well, strap in, folks, 'cause we're about to debunk this whole farce faster than you can say "fascist fever dream."
Now, some folks out there are crying wolf, claiming our beloved Union is on the brink of collapse. But let me tell you, the only thing collapsing here is their sense of reality.
Our current administration, led by the one and only Stormin' Ewok Jedi, has been holding down the fort just fine. Sure, they've ruffled a few feathers along the way, but that's just the price of progress, baby. For example it has made a perfectly logical choice to respond to those "anarchists" who don't want to fund the federal government at all by setting them free from having to feed at the government's goodie-basket delivery system.
Horrors! Oppression! Tyranny!
And speaking of oppression and tyranny, let's talk about this so-called "PTO attempt" on our beloved Black Sheep. Seriously? Last time I checked, joining a party and expressing a desire for change wasn't exactly treason. But hey, maybe I missed the memo on that one. Either way, the only thing being threatened here is our collective intelligence. Has there been any noticeable movement of hostile undersireables into the BSP? No. Rather the opposite; the party has dropped to the Number Five position.
This is feeling more and more like a tempest in a teapot.
But wait, it gets better. Enter stage left: Iamthedanger. With a name like that, you'd expect some serious villainy, right? Wrong. This guy's track record is about as impressive as a wet sock. Two articles in 13 years? Really? Sorry, pal, but we're not buying what you're selling.
And now the Federalists have published rather odd articles that sound like they were written by hostages strapped into a chair, reading prepared statements. One looks carefully through the texts for some secret sign, perhaps an equivalent of the captive blinking "Please help me!" in Morse Code, something indicating that the writer is being held against their will by a stickup artist or plunderer of some sort.
Now, Iamthedanger may talk the talk, but when it comes to walking the walk, he's about as graceful as a three-legged horse in a ballet. Stormin', on the other hand, is the real deal. Approachable, reputable, and not afraid to get his hands dirty (metaphorically speaking, of course).
So who is this "Danger" character? He is scary-looking and evidently doesn't like writing articles. But maybe there's some other qualities we're missing. So we checked around. The reports we got back were not encouraging. The picture one gets is of a whale with a bad attitude, dismissive of "regular" players, and a tendency, frankly, to be a bit of a jerk.
Creating hysteria. Fomenting discord. Not presenting a single reason to rule other than "Stormin Bad". ?? We call bullshit. There is no reason to vote this guy in.
So. Why IS this going on? There's only one rational explanation: Iamthedanger is in fact an alien from the planet Draco!! (Similar to Mitch McConnell, Lauren Boebert and Mike Johnson.)
Once we realized this was the case, the SFP deployed its crack team of intergalactic pararazzi and snapped a pic of the "candidate" in its natural form. Turns out he is not even a lizard, but a robo-cop kind of machine-thing. The SFP has been in the business of allying with proletarian alien robots for years, so we recognize a bourgeois-imperial fascist one when we see it.
TLDR summary: Iamthedanger is nothing more than a space invader from planet Draco, here to wreak havoc on our beloved Union. But fear not, fellow citizens, as always we in the SFP will not go quietly into the night. We will stand tall, we will resist the danger, and we will vote for Stormin' like our lives depend on it.
Because in times like these, there's only one thing we need to remember: Keep calm, support the peoples' government, and for the love of all that's holy, don't shit your pants.
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Comments
Have you heard it on the news
About this fascist groove thang?
Good article and agreed with a lot of things said in here o/
Interesting.
it's like choosing between a Douche and a Shit Sandwich.
kinda like RL elections.
as for me, I'll take "same Shit Sandwich, different day" over the "Douche with no plan."
Can you live without a douche though? You taking no bath?
Robots. I knew it.
And speaking of oppression and tyranny, let's talk about this so-called "PTO attempt" on our beloved Black Sheep. Seriously? Last time I checked, joining a party and expressing a desire for change wasn't exactly treason. But hey, maybe I missed the memo on that one.
and yet your two-faced 'party-president' came to our discord channel and talked about how SFP would help BSP if BSP was PTO'd xd
https://prnt.sc/QYl2kKBu9Eiq
All of a sudden now you're 'annoyed' that BSP thinks it's a PTO?
I can’t believe it Stef…
This is how you pay back to someone that offered you help while you were concerned and afraid (in your own head) about being PTOed?!
He clearly said “It is not a PTO, but in case if this event ever happens you can count on SFP’s help”.
WOW.
And yet your leaders are upset why nobody respect their opinions anymore? And why they lost their credibility entirely? To the point they should become completely silent, hide, and you talk instead of them?
Well, let me tell you why is that.
It’s because you guys keep accusing other people, BLINDLY, of theft, PTO, and worst possible crimes out there without ANY KIND OF EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER.
Keep doing it , you are on the right path to losing the 1% credibility that remains. Keep doing it.
"two-faced 'party-president' First off I am not PP and have not been for years. And if you read slowly I said clearly it was not a PTO, which of course it is not nor was it ever. I sort of have enough experience being in a party that has had serious PTO attempts. It sucks and I would not want to see any legit Party go through that. And yeah I would have come over with a few friends to help out. Almost a month later and yet no PTO. Because there never was one.
Not sure why you insulted me in your comment but you did. That's ok you will never have to worry about any help from me for any reason. I should know better after all this is the typical MO of the BSP.
then why are you so annoyed and it bothers you when BSP says its possibly a PTO? it clearly doesn't mention SFP anywhere, but nowhere do i see our beloved president or rr respond to this, only SFP XDDDD spokesmen of stormin is what you lot are
There's no PTO plans/attempt/whatever
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lovely 😛
Full Support.
Outstanding
O7
I am here.
Mount up and Let's ride ppl!!!
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Full support for Stormin' Ewok Jedi...o7
Lol Storming administration wanted to ban all congressman who didn’t agree with his administration. It’s time for a better America. It’s time for Danger.
Hmm.. Yet to hear a convincing argument from folks in the BSP on why they don't want the government to collect tax money. The only case I saw presented (in the press, granted I am not a Discord junkie) was by the putative "PTOer", who made an interesting proposal to have some (or all?, I don't remember) tax funds distributed via the parties. It is not clear what it is the BSP is "protesting" about. It FEELS like they just want to stir the pot without presenting any kind of coherent alternative. (It is mystifying what the Feds are up to also. First they are all-in with Stormin's administration; now they want to bring in a Serbian hit man style robo-cop from planet Draco to take him out.) Oh well. Shit gets weird around here regularly I suppose. Cheers!
Hmm, exclude congress fraction because of having a opinion is than the right way ?
Attacking the integrity of congress electing offices because of their own food like the IES, is the right path ?
Also accuse this with hilarious arguments ?
Why you rename this party not to „National Socialists of eAmerica“ that we all know who’s this at this party.
A bunch of authoritarian dudes who hate another opinions when it’s their own one.
Typical socialists. God I’m happy that we live in a world who isn’t ruled by those socialists anymore.
Wut?
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competition and cooperation.
dialektikk
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Hello you’re now part of a new sht storm deal with it
Emerick is Kosovo.
What does it anything to do with this lol
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