Kaname News present: 2 weeks after the Japanese elections

Day 3,680, 06:15 • Published in Japan Japan • by Uruz11


Hello dear citizens,

Today we offer a small review on our beautiful country.


We are in mid-term of the current government and it is necessary to make a small recapitulative.


Foreign diplomacy:

always the same thing.

We only have a few pacts with Russia and the USA, which is too little considering foreign countries (if we take the example of the USA, they have 18 allies!)

What is odd is that the government was talking about our allies, the Serbs, but we do not have a pact with them.


Moreover, our dear government said that the Americans just needed a temporary passage while their Taiwan ally left them a territory to settle.

It has been 15 days since the US had to occupy "temporarily" our territories, again we wonder if Japanese diplomacy does have an embassy in foreign countries.

And since then, we talk more, but we, Japanese citizens, see that our territories are still not returned to us, which affects the country's income.



To overcome this lack of communication, the government had assured us that since we want information we will have. For that, let's analyze the subjects released during the first half of the mandate :



For simplicity, I put the Japanese diet to represent the government.

We will linger a few minutes on the superb subject of our Minister of Economy who say, is very mature.

We noted several interesting things:

But where is the money from the government?

For anyone who knows the invasion history, you know that we have been occupied by the Serbs for years and this is a remark that has been posted.



So we should have a large sum in the bank of Japan.

And there our dear Minister of the economy tells us that we have millions, as you can see so far we have 209 k Y.




Who Wants to be a millionaire ?



The correct answer is C, the question was too easy. We have many millions:



Congratulations you won, and you leave with 0 Million Y.

But the best is the last remark of our dear minister:



Indeed it seems that nobody has taken the time to answer your stupidity, dear Minister, see millions where there is none.

It is our foreign affairs minister who has communicated the most for a few days on the directives of the battles.

Surprisingly, since we have a Minister of Defense, well ... he considers himself Kami-sama, we understand that he does not have time to deal with the problems of common mortals.

A word for our minister Blaza Silni, you are criticized for nothing, it is just a statement, we understand that a minister responds to his hierarchy.


We still do not know how our government works.

Communication is still not assured, a promise that falls into the water.

Speaking of objectives, a few days ago, a member of the congress proposed two laws that improved the internal market, increased import taxes, and sent us a brief explanation of the purpose.

For those who do not really understand how it is applied, I simply explain.
In the Japanese market you have two types of sellers, scammers and good sellers - wait, I am told that I am wrong leaf.

So there are Japanese sellers and foreigners. All sellers pay the VAT, so the Japanese will be deducted from 1 to 4% of the amount earned. But if you are a foreigner then the import tax is added.

Knowing that our government has stated that we have enough Japanese production to meet the country's demand, the proposals were aimed at increasing this import tax to favor the domestic market.

For example, the allies of our government, the Serbs have a 99% import tax. Basically if you are going to sell down the state will leave you a little less 1% of the amount sold.

These laws have not passed, and the Japanese are wondering why?
Why do Serbs have 99% and not us? After all, we should take an example of them.
But here again nada, no statement from our government.

Turning now to the military part, a wave of rebellion arose over the occupied territories a few days ago.
We were able to recover half of our land, only the progress stopped.

Serbian troops with no place to retreat fought back like we had never seen before.

The power deployed on the front was overwhelming, even when it was our official allies we had never seen such a Serbian craze in a battle.

Since our government has seen fit to declare the Serbs as our enemies (yes yes, because according to our government we can fight back against a machine of war).
Territory is lost territory, the Japanese mobilization has relatively weakened.
We have a state that is testing its citizens in a war lost in advance.

In the end we still do not know where we are going with the current government.

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