Its almost time to vote for congress
screamingslave
Its almost time to vote for who you want to represent you in congress.
Obviously, i think you should choose me.
So does jim the shop keeper:
"that screamin slave feller, he come by my shop pretneer evereh day, always a gentleman, always lookin out for the town"
Mary works with slave at the Rubber Plantation:
"Screaming Slave, SS as we called him, he is a real upstanding guy. Always ready to help his co-workers, he saved my life once"
So you see the community loves screamingslave, YOU love screamingslave.
You love screamingslave for congress.
Screamingslave for Congress.
this message brought to you by the council of citizens paid off by screamingslave to endorse him for congress.
Comments
lol
He also makes delicious pancakes
You should probably include where you're running in your Congressional Platform article 😛
this was meant to be a numerous propaganda article. not to worry more is coming!