Investing with Penguin
Lord Penguin
Greetings, as you may have heard, I am offering people investment opportunities, and having tested the waters for a while, I’m re-calibrating the methods I use.
As it stands, I am paying 125% on a two week investment which is stressful because I can’t miss one single day, and even then you will lose a bit of reserve.
So I am switching to a different method, all current investors have a choice if they want to switch into the new system. If they choose not to, their money will still be counted as part of the whole.
This is how Penguin Inc. will work from now on, and I will compare it to the old way
Old Way
You give me $10,000
I give you $12,500 in 14 days.
The new way
You give me $10,000 (or however much you want)
You will be given a percentage of my profits, based on the percent that your initial investment takes, every week, until you are repaid the final amount.
For example:
Bob: $20,000
You: $10,000
Mr. Money bags: $100,000
Weekly profits (not actual profits): $10,000
So who has what share?
Total investments are $130,000
MMB gets 76.9% of the profits so he gets $7690 then take 25% of that ($1922.50), and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $5767.5 off your investment.
Bob gets 15.3% of the profits so bob gets $1530 then take 25% of that ($382.50) and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $1147.5 off your investment.
You get 7.6% of the profits so you get $760 then take 25% of that ($190), and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $570 off your investment.
With this system, I can use ALL of the investment to expand my business, and not have to worry since you’re taking a cut of the profits, and you will ALWAYS get repaid, with zero risk, its win win!
Reporting to you
I will, every Sunday, release a report of my weekly earnings, and the
investment sheet, show who I owe, and how much they got this week.
Comments
I don't understand all these words...
Can you do it in a comic?
I might
i Have, why not help a penguin and make some money
Some monkey money should help the penguin's pocketbook ; )
You should be buying Q2 raw companies. You'll have to work more but you'll make more for what's invested, meaning that you'll be able to pay back the principle much sooner. Later on when you've figured out how man companies you want to own you can start dissolving them and making the switch to Q4s.
Thanks for the tip
I am with rolo... a comic would make it easier to understand!
Step 1: Give James McNamara money
Step 2: ??
Step 3: Profit!
You give me $10,000
I give you $12,500 in 14 days.
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Ponzi scheme...
How about this idea. Tell us what you are investing in that allows you the ability to give a 125% return. Otherwise, the money isn't coming from in-game investments, but from new accounts funding old accounts. Every new account covers 4 accounts every 2 weeks.
Alby:
First off, this was the old way of you investing in me. I don`t do it like that any more.
Second, I have stated in previous articles that I KNOW I`m taking a loss, i was opening up new business, but the way I've held my head above water by my massive gold hoard I've built up over, my 2 years and 7 months of playing this game.
Third, in the long run it would off paid off for me, and not only does it help me, but helps the people investing. Win-win
Now I'm doing it in a new way, where there is 0 risk, for me and the investor, by you take a chunk of my weekly profits based on how much you've invested.
Why I'd risk this account over stupid multies is beyond me.
Here is the Risk. Nothing and Nobody doubles your money in 2/weeks. There is nothing in eRep even growing at 125% every 14 days to invest in. That fact is the reason why this is a ponzi scheme.
Keep your trade secrets, but cite at least the industry you are extracting 125% returns out of? Otherwise, believing the hype with no basis in fundamentals is a recipe for disaster. I've seen this story a million times and you aren't offering anything new. I've been playing eRep since 2008 and I've seen it all. 125% in 2/weeks spells "SCAM".
Like I said, I KNOW that.
Also: That was the OLD way, I don't do that any more. Now it is you take a percent of my weekly profit until you are paid back.
All you have to do is look at my current companies to see what I'm investing it.
I know I'm not offering anything new, I use to run a bank in V1, what I was doing was using money to expand my companies, making as much as I could, then using my gold to pay the difference. If I had stayed on that track it would come to a point where I'd simply stop accepting investments.