How to Writes Articles

Day 1,127, 19:41 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Err.......... Today I read Justin's day old article on how to write an article and get MM eventually. Than after finished I immediately thought I can do inf times better than that AND here's what I came up with in 4 minutes and 35 seconds 🙂 using Justin's article as a base.


Ok, there's err 5 types of good articles


PORN ARTICLES:
They usually end up in the top 5 and with no consequences. Also you'll probably earn some lubbin too.
The trick is to find a reaaaaaaaaaal good GIF like the one I posted and it'll be so good the admins will leave it up for a few hours when they're fapping and passing out afterwords.
Also lets face it, How else did I get all these subs?

How to write articles articles:
Articles telling how to write articles because hey, I did this in less than 5 minutes imagine how easy it'll be for someone who's not me. Also it's really easy to fill up space, I'm filling space up right now............... yep

Rants:
Stupid opinions nobody cares about but easy to make it look like it's bulging with important information and by the time they realize it's just a crap article it'll be too late and they would have already read the whole thing....
MOOHAHAHAHAHA!

Holidays/Funerals
These articles need impeccable timing because someone important dies only every other weak and most holidays are crap. (^ big word) Nobody will unsub to these because holidays are holidays and funerals are honoring someones memory. Try to only write about important people though and only do it if that person meant something to you.... LIKE I DID ON MY LAST ARTICLE(S) 😃

One picture articles:
Articles with only one picture and saids something like "YAY THE FORUM IS BACK UP" OR "WHAT YALL FAGTS GONNA DO BOUT IT?" or in my case,
"I'm watching you."

Now alot of people will criticize you if it's not sexy and good enough...... SO MAKE SURE ITS GOODS!


4 Poop Articles:

Boring Articles:
You see those articles in the top 5? ALL CRAP! Did you know some of those don't even have one joke in them? Don't even bother reading those, leave that stuff for the politicians and read my stuffums instead. That crap is just going to turn you into a zombie excluding the few good ones which I'm to lazy to name. Gl on picking the right ones though if you try to.

Other Lulz articles besides mine:
They make me just so jealous 🙁....

Interesting Real life information:
Who needs a RL when you have erepublik and gaylord?

Comic Articles:
I can't draw....


😁^ what that saids....

-Try to flatter who's ever reading your article. Why? Because you're a beautiful beast.

-Steal other peoples material if you're not creative enough, because you're probably be screwed anyway.

-Join the NoS, does it really matter why at this point?

-Never reread your articles, I dont and my artickesl is goodlsy.

-Don't worry about being funny, it's the internet nobody gives a shit.
No one ever gives a shit...

-Use plenty of smiley and angry faces so people know how you feel and your intense rage.

-Make sure to always use big word's so people think you know what you're talking about even when you don't 🙂.

-Vote 'n sub. Because.... I love you.