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First of all a short story...then an analyses and then finally my concluding thoughts with your thoughts in the comment box.
(P.S trollers who don't like my short story can F*CKING SKIP THAT!!)
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It was morn(a little classy, eh?). A storm was brewing(maybe cyclone nilam from Tamil Nadu cause I live in Karnataka XD ) and I noticed a heavy number of protesters asking for answers. Obviously I didn't know the news cause when I sleep even an atomic bomb can wake me up ( XD ). Well I went and asked one of the protesters from my roof (for a lazy bud I am) what the protest is about he throws a paper at my face. Almost looked like asmita..........never mind my mind will take revenge, but on to important matters(btw you will all know this "short" story is becoming longer 😛 ) like the protest. On the paper("news"paper) it writes, "TIN TIN TIN TINNIN(like those flash news sounds?) NEWS!!!! OUR BELOVED AND IDIOTIC CP HAMTURK WHOM WE ALL UNWANTINGLY LOVE HAS GIVEN CS FOR A FEW MEMBERS OF A MU THAT HAVE WRITTEN BAD THINGS ABOUT eINDIA AND PLA....." the rest just got booring.

Well I knew where our dear hammy was hiding and so I went to him(notice this is becoming a "LONG" story) and asked what shit is this? He said...."Maaa, some powerful people want to come to eIndia and want to help it when they surely showed signs where they will PTO our nation. I said you surely would be helpful to improve eIndia and like a stupidly huge idiot I am i accepted them"(in a cool scottish accent, that is). I showed no ends in anger and too protested( against him that is) and protested while drinking huge amounts of coffee(NCC coffee, it is a hell of a coffee).

Later on I got to meet up with asmita and obviously my brain went to work XD.(My plan worked. But if I said it in the article then the Censor boards will give it a "A" rating, don't want that) Finally hamturk came up with an article to cover up it while he was doing under-the-table dealings with the MU ( 😉 ) And then after a few talks with the people who were coming and a few drugs passed with us eIndians from the new people we accepted them like brothers and sisters. And finally the storm it came to be was a storm of glass. No one to see it but only think so.
(P.S pls do notice how I have fooled those who read the entire story by saying that the story was short.)
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So in my experience I would like to see how many skipped the cheesy story(notice if you use your masala imagination how the first part of the last para gets hot 😛 for you to notice not for the non-minded narrow people) and wanted to see my analyses. and my analyses is (drum rolls!!)

Hamturk had done the situation very childlishly. He had not at least spilled it to us(let alone me!!) The MU leader(or who ever was he) shouldn't have spilled beans in such a way even if they are planning a PTO. It shows that even if they wanted to do a PTO they would come under the scanner even before the operation starts. They now will have to go through eIndian "OK these guys are not for PTO'ing" standard test which will take a minimum for 4 months of no political interference. In all and all this game is a Republic nation. Where we the ones who know the important matters of the government(democracy means that no one man gets to sit on the high seat).
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My concluding thoughts it that with the CP elections are coming up I would like the winning candidate to show more transparency and will know that he must tell his citizens who accepted him to the temporary throne about the daily happenings at least once a week and tell important events within 24-hours of it happening. Obviously hamturk has screwed up where he didn't want to. A reminder for future CPs saying that they have got only one shot at the prize. Make worth of it. The ending part is the RR and all
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This article is written and maintained by The Idealists and it's owner Rohan AnanthaKrishna(rakr). Both the newspaper and the owner will not accept any shit that the commenters will say but will help to clarify them if the newspaper will have the want to do so. Hamturk and Asmita had no say in this whatsoever and I have no care to what they express about their names being used in my articles cause they didn't put a sh*tty price tag on them. + to let me own all the other names. Remember I have copyrighted them and now only I have rights to use them in my paper. Others will have no rights to use other names in my article 😛 Ples since this is half entertainment and half political analyses I will place them in whichever of the two I like 😃 All Rights Reserved (c)(r)