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Gay Boy Scouts, Rhinos, and now Save the VHS's

Day 1,904, 12:26 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

Dear America and Rick Von Ruger,

Something huge has landed on my desk. Something has come to my attention that if left alone could threaten us all. That fact is that VHS tapes are going extinct.

Yes that's right. Extinct.

You can always gay up the boy scouts by playing some Liberace or have them sing kumbya. You can always clone some rhino's but you can't always get those classic films back. Films like

or

or even the unforgettable trilogy of pain

So next you think about some gay scouts or some dead rhinos think about something that is threatened even more.

Fargo.