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Hi everyone! No... I'm not homeless, I'm just friendly.
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No words can describe how much I love cleavage that starts at the bellybutton. Just remember to tuck them into your hip pockets so they don't drag on the ground.
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In fact, if you happen to swing low enough you can use your pants as a one-piece bathing suit.
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And they say dogs are dirty. Remember to scoop when you poop!
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If you don't you're likely to end up like this kid.
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Even after his sentence was up he was forced into manual labor duties.
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I would like to close with a poll: Who reads the articles? Post a comment below to let me know you read it, please. As an added bonus, everyone in the Airborne that comments will receive 1 Q7 tank. Furthermore, the first Airborne member to comment correctly what all of the above pictures have in common wins 5 gold!
(Note: this is not an official Airborne or eUS Military contest. All prizes are donated from my personal supply.)
Col. K9Fun661
DCO 82nd Division
Airborne
Airborne
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Minimum requirement: 20,000 Strength
Application: Airborne Application
Public IRC channel: #Airborne
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Comments
o7
o7
Read. Do all the pictures have guys/boys?
Correction all the pictures are bad/dirty.
primera edicion!
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/-iquest-de-qu-eacute-equipo-de-f-uacute-tbol-sos-hincha-what-football-team-you-039-re-a-fan--2444758/1/20
Nice work!
Could you comment on my article for the quest pls?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/best-death-in-movies-junior-journalist-quest--2444850/1/20
all at walmart
Read.
Read o7
It's all Walmart
how did you get those pics of my mom?
o7
Greenday4537 won the 5 gold! I am The Best23 got the answer first, but only AB members were eligible for prizes.
Congrats!
And, I'm still sending a Q7 tank to every AB member that comments here so keep them coming.
o7
Read, o7. Good job rewarding your people for what they do and supporting you