Free Food For Everyone - No Subs Required
Day 1,235, 07:25
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by code0011
It seems to be the general theme of this month to give away free food, so here I go.
R&Rs (not rest & recouperation, rules and regulations)
1) You must play eRepublik
2) You must post a joke or 1-liner in English or you won't get free stuff
3) You must have less than 25 companies
4) You must vote this article and write your sub number above or below your joke
5) You should laugh at the jokes (not the first few people, they won't have any jokes to laugh at) or you are a grumpy old person.
Everyone will get 20 free wellness, in a variety of different food combinations.
If you sub the paper, you will get a free Q1 weapon. Post your sub number next to you vote number to be eligable.
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Randompersonsayingthiswontworkdenied
not voted. too complex.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
vote 4
I heard the inci is here to free america ?
vote 8
V+S
Can a fish fish in a can? 🙂
I DEMAND FREE FOOD & WEAPON!
one they a man went to a cfeteria
here he saw mr.obama and mr.sarkozi
he asked mr.obama:hi.coul i aski what do you spek about?
obama:we want destroy the world
man:wow!!how?
obama:we want kil 100000 person and angelina jolie!!!
man:what?y angelina jolie?
sarkozi:hey!i told you she is enough!
vote 7
u can't donate food in soviets couse food donates you
: ~$ sudo fk -u
ok
PLZ FOOD
up to Hammerica done
v11/s136
Sea monsters don’t read newspapers.
Sub number: 136
A blonde walks into a bar. BONK!
v16 sub138
I ate rice
v / have sub
ate gyros
two blondes walk into a building.
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
v14/s137
"Ah my darling Fadime, drink makes you so beautiful," said Temel.
"But I didn't drink anything," replied his wife.
"Yes, but I did,"
zaaa xdxd
Obama ftw
s139
V+S, food ...
http://www.101funjokes.com/
Italian: I want a fock.
Maltese: Everyone want f*ck?!
v 21 s 139
two blonde are sitting sliently.
v22 s140
I want *.*
vote this! HAIL EDEN!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/helou-eserbs-1739072/1/20
v25-
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
lthe soviet one was cool
V 26
Women's rights.
V27
We fight for freedom
Voted ^-^
v28 s140
RUN FORREST RUN !
V.33 Sub. 141
Need some food
142 sub
Good day
v34 s 144 food please
v35 sub 144 food
v+s
v37 sub143
i didnt read it s too long
but voted
v39 previously subbed
There were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was a salted... peanut
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (awkward silence)
sub 144
I can haz free food?
Vote 42.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Not much of a joke, is it? 🙁 More like black humor.
I'm from the govt and I'm here to help...
V43 + s
@Mongo the Mean: That's the best joke ever xD
How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill 2 and a Half Men!
v46 + sub 143
@old gregg ahahahah best joke in these comments.
All done 🙂
There's a lot of people here who wish you well. And some of them want to throw you down one. A well. The people here want to throw you down a well.
V48 S144
Hey baby, are you from heaven? Cause I got an erection.
v49 S I forgot.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Gotcha
How do you keep a blonde busy?
You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
V50 s145
😁😁😁😁^
Nice 😛
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Give her a piece of paper with P.T.O written on both sides
we bring democracy to ıraq
o yeee
v52 thank you for bread bro
the lohans
v55+s149