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Look I am about to fly this monster…



This cant end good or can it? Where is my parachute? Well the obvious answer was given to me over here, “Youre not in a airborne unit silly”.

Oh crap I cant handle high places in a small tin can like this grrrrrrr. So the best option is to fly eyes closed, and think of Nicole Kidman (some get the thing Im sure).

Luckily she aint married to the Top Gun Cruise anymore, so wont be harassed with the mission impossible midget 😃 .

Since there is so much less people in this game these days I cant even compete with work force to produce air weapon RAW, grrrrrrr again.

I wonder if I get a cool jacket to wear and after air battles go to the bar and pick up foxy ladies. I bet I fly much better with a hung over and a number to call some random “one night in Missisippi” ending in a shot gun wedding.

That also means I am forced to buy a house to accommodate all the family members of her, grrrrrrr AGAIN..!

So the week starts at me being a Flight Lieutenant** . Think of a FOX as a Squadron Leader who flies with eyes closed (in the future). I can see a small riot at the MU airfield “Hell no I am NOT flying with that messed up leader”. Come on “join the FOX air and crash land in an exotic place”. Talk about an adventure…

Since no parachute there is only the option of crash landing!!! On the topic need to figure out a survival pack for this event.

- Snickers bars, for fast recovery boosts
- Few gold bars (for bribing the local customs officers)
- Michelin map of the eRep world with nice local restaurants added as well
- Hmmm tent is useless since totally clueless how to get it up
- Credit cards useless as well since no cash in the account.

Just remembered that the parachute would have been nice since in the WW2 soldiers actually saved these for wedding dresses! (silk was back then an expensive item). I wonder if a pig skin dress will do in Missisippi???

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Suddenly I realized that I am over here in the US and have no control on the Vodka pipeline factory..! I bet the workers have the best time of their life doing business and collecting all the profit for them selves, yeah you guessed right GRRRRRRRRR…

If you read so far, first who gets the movie title will receive 2 gold, (some get the thing Im sure with Nicole and Tom).

DAY #2 Lets Fly or…

Need to fly smart and not get carried away on all other battles around, or that is the plan anyways.

Radar screen is screaming out of enemy targets all over the US. “It’s a good day to fly”. Now I just sit here and wait for first air battle to begin, and getting annoyed of the wait game.

Well in the mean time I might as well step off the plane and go look for that darn parachute!

Ground staff got curious and asked the fox “can we help you with something?”. “I am all good, just looking for some lost gear”. That was a close call and the fox disappeared to the near by hangar. At this point I cant really tell you if I found a parachute or not 😃 .

T -5 minutes for next battle and nope not air battle. So I leave the airfield, pack my gear into the Eagle 4x4 tactical vehicle and off to the battle, harassing FYROM fighters.

I am God of War..! This ground mission is completed and now I can focus on my air rank. Since now I am only allowed to fly with this tin can and need to level up for some serious equipment.

Decided to invest in a Q1 house since need the energy boosts for tin can operations. Also because of that other thingy earlier mentioned. Maybe I let the dwarfs from my vodka factory also come and rest over here?

Finally I am cleared for air activity, South Dakota here we go.

DAY #3

I am so trying to stay out of ground battles today. Focusing on air battles is a huge pain in my tail. The consumption of food is really high and waiting for that perfect air round to appear, even to collect the daily order hits, GRRRRRRRRR.

I am so close to melt this silly tin can and forget all about flying. Can do some modern art or similar of the melted scrap metal. Hmmmm canned vodka is also a good option.

Other frustration comes from the lack of players around here, so no workers around to fill ONE job offer, not capable of competing with salaries sky rocketed because of the non existing population.

Oh I made it to MU top 10 in air kills (for a short moment)

DAY #4 –>

Had couple of slow days to repair the tin can and tried just to relax. It is really hard to try and avoid ground battles as much as possible.

Missed a daily order once, maybe because I was sorting out my “red cross” food parcels in the storage. Good order in the rations makes you a better soldier, they say pffffft I am a fox so don’t always understand the word order.

Oh a BH popped up. Well those are rare and for some reason received few of these in a two week time.

Just need to remember the DO today, since destroyed most of my EB😒 the first week over at FOX Company, since got totally carried away with the GB😒.

Finally got ranked up to Flight Lieutenant *** . Soon I might even get an aircraft that can deal some damage.

DAY # 7

Last day and starting with ground attacking. Once more BH, insane! I was not going after the medal, pushed the wall twice for US and the second time the leader was online and all the time to go past me (that was my original idea). Some more ground battle to end the week and harass the enemy.

I even managed to collect 2 small bombs, cant remember when I last had this kind of ammunition in my hands. Hmmmm I wonder if I could find air drop me into DPR Korea and kidnap a mad scientist to rig it to an atomic version, well that’s a completely an other story!

Have fun out there, those who are left.

Riiiight a BONUS quiz! Since I have mentioned the tin can in this article several times, I thought of an work of art that has soup cans in it.

Name the artist and name of the work.

Who ever gets them right (first) gets 1+1 gold, or who ever names one of them right receives 1 gold.

Regards

Nutty Fox