Every day I'm crashing...
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TheGreeneyed
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Hello dear readers! Let me introduce myself. I am headless chicken
This is me -
![](http://wiki.erepublik.com/images/4/43/Chicken2.gif)
About me: Everyday I'm crashing Erepublik server !
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Like today! I will tell you a story between me and the player! To see my work better watch the time (down right corner)
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
The Beginning:
I start with this
😛
Me:
![](http://i.imgur.com/5GWeF.png)
Click
😉
Player: Well ok, I will wait a minute or two
🙂
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Me: (you don't see me here)
![](http://i.imgur.com/ta5eA.png)
Player: Wtf is going on???
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Me: OK now let's open Battlefield to see what I did there
😛
![](http://i.imgur.com/a1WId.png)
Like you can see the timer is on 0
😇6 and this is priority battle for TERRA!
Player: Where are the Battle Heroes ???
Me: Problem ???
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Me: Let's see how I fixed the Battle statistics !
![](http://i.imgur.com/58e80.png)
Player: WHAT ?!?!
ME: You see what I did there?
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Me: This is me pretending to fix stuff
🙂click
![](http://i.imgur.com/q5Dv1.png)
Player: I want to FIGHT !
Me: Wait two minutes (troll smile)
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Me: I am sexy and I know it !!!
![](http://i.imgur.com/J6fVS.png)
Player: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!
Me: Wait 1 min LOL LOL
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
Finally :
Me: I am almost finished ...
![](http://i.imgur.com/pzaMf.png)
Player:
😡
😡
😡
😡
Me: Why so angry ?
![](http://i.imgur.com/YXOXh.png)
So this is ME (Headless chicken) and this is just another day at work for me.
My work here is done (for now)
Please shout: Interview with the Headless chicken
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/every-day-i-039-m-crashing--1946373/1/20
Signing out.... your truly Headless chicken!!!
I too like beautiful women so...
I give you something to subscribe:
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❤
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Comments
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v & sux! opps sub 😃
its revolution so u must be baned! But voted
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