eUK News (PP election special)
Horice G Fossil
Winston L S Churchill campaign headquaters
I found Winston speaking to his election team :
"We shall previal God told me last night also
i will use 0ne million dollars for adverts mwahaha!"
Dutch Marley encouraged all those
present to praise Winstons greatness :
"Cheer or your commie PTOing atheists anyone
who disagees will be expelled from party HQ !"
One of Winston's team announced
how the election was going :
"I'm afraid your losing to Raziel,we'd better
spend 1 trillion dollars on the adverts "
As the votes kept going to Raziel,Winston
began to look for the reason why :
"NGE has hacked the election and is fixing the vote,
Woldy has sent the Navy i'm too great to lose!"
As the room fell quiet Winston stood up
and anounced his new master stroke :
"I shall rename the party the Nick Griffin fan club mwahaha !"
Finally it became clear that there was no way
to catch Raziel and the team began to slip away
"He can't win it's my party ! don't go !
i can't lose i'm a Conservative Christian !"
Realising the dream was over Winston
packed his bag and left :
"Sodding communist !" i heard him mutter as he left
I bumped into Raziel celebrating his victory
and managed to get this quote :
"Yeah baby yeah !"
Horice
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Comments
lol
Brilliant Horice 😃
acg.
voted.
lol.
Horice \o/
inb4winstonfailcomment
lol
>horice
>legend
nice one horice
I have a screenshot of the nick griffen fan club thing if anyone wants it. Is that technicly against one of the erepublik Laws, racism? Well supporting the RL British Nazi Party.
brilliant, just brilliant
Classic! Made me laugh loads
Brilliant
I love your paper
lol
lol
Awesome 😃 ahah
Classic. 😃
This is not right. Why hasn't Winston wrote his generic fail comment?
Another hilarious article.
I was in the car. Fail.
The Fail Car? Perhaps you need some more Mojo Winston?
Yeah Baby, Yeah!
Stefan1992: 'This is not right. Why hasn't Winston wrote his generic fail comment?'
Winston: 'I was in the car. Fail.'
lmao. 😒hock: Winston was genuinely funny there 😃
lols
"I was in the car. Fail. "
was it the Fail-Pope-Mobile oh wait thats a religiousfail as well isnt it 😉
Horice is truly a legend!