eRepublik is my WoW; Virus decimates WoW servers

Day 730, 19:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord Penguin

In tech news today, a virus has gone around the internet deleting all the information on the WoW servers, along with the programming code for the game itself.

Blizzard in response to this stated “Right now we are really wishing we had backed those severs up not to mention the code needed to run the game”

This sent chaos through the ranks of WoW players, as most who had just woke up from their one hour of sleep to find that all their work and in fact the game itself had vanished.

Hundreds of thousands of people were now forced to find their way out of basements and dark apartments, everywhere. Reports have been coming in on mass tolls of deaths since most have forgotten that you don’t need a keyboard to open a door, but died trying to figure out just that.

Those lucky enough to escape their dungeons were greeted by a strange object floating in the sky, which burned their eyes and pale skin within seconds. They asked passersby “ noob wht is dsk!” Most calls went unanswered due to the fact that, most people who had lives, were not able to understand, L33T.

Now, reports say that, ex WoW players go around aimlessly looking for something to do, having devoted almost all their time to WoW, they were now at a loss of what to do, no longer able to level up, or farm.

The first people to recover were the people who had just started to play WoW, most quoted as saying “Its a shame really, it was a fun game, could of seen myself spending a lot of time on that”

The government has set up relief camps, filled with nachos and hot pockets, where they will try to rehabilitate the former WoW players with regular sessions of D&amp😉 (Dungeons and Dragons)

Thankfully this virus only affects WoW servers and programs, and doesn’t do anything else to the internet, so other awesome games, like eRepublik and Nation States, can continue on without hindrance.

This is James McNamara with Sulphuric Times, saying, eRepublik is my WoW