Dr. Proteus and how I learned to not worry, and love this Candidate
Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus’ Candidacy for President of eSwitzerland!
Stan, That’s me!
This Article of Good-bye Blue Monday is purely Paul Propaganda,
So here is the one section,
Why to Vote Paul for President
One Man One Choice, Make the Right One!
Hey, I'm Paul Proteus, and I'd like to be your country president.
Thanks to everyone who voted for me in the primaries, and also thanks to the other guys who participated. It was an awesome contest, and I'm so glad I could take part.
But anyway, the primary elections are over, and it's time to focus on our next big hurdle... the August 5th presidential elections. This will not be an easy elections to win. We are going up against the SNP's candidate, Walther Rathenau.
Some of you might remember Walther from the last time he was president. His term was almost defined by XP proposals, and how he became president
Walther, while not a bad person, had a slow calm presidency, not enough to help Switzerland recover from all of its current dilemas.
What this country needs is a firm hand, a strong light to lead us through the dark. I am certain that I can provide that light. For too long, we have had passive leadership, that has failed us before, and it will again, passive leadership cannot adapt, and I promise you I will not be passive!
That is passive Leadership, NOT who you want governing eSwitzerland!
I have several concrete goals for eSwitzerlan
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1) Restabilize the CHF and our economy. Right now, we don't even have enough money to provide new players with a citizen fee, nor do we have jobs for them. It's as if they're being condemned to death. Our younger players need jobs in order to live, and my first order of business if I am elected president will be to restore these jobs. Our economy has sinked so low that even I am unemployed, imagine how hard it is for beginners!
How my cabinet and I handle our economy will most likely define my presidency, so don't worry, I have carefully crafted my ministry of economics with intelligent people who are already planning how to get us out of this mess.
2) Endorse and encourage eSwiss community projects and discussions. In this new module, we need to discover the most efficient and beneficial ways to advance the country. I will ensure that everyone's opinion is heard. I remember what is was like to be a beginner, it is frustrating, and it seems as if the government doesn’t care about you, or your opinions, that will change!
3) Reestablish the Switzerland Armed Forces. Right now, we don't even have an army. This is because the current guys on top simply don't realize the need for protection. This is unacceptable, and I will not allow it.
4) Get eSwitzerland back on the map. Other countries don't even acknowledge our existence. We need to send out ambassadors, get our country back up in running shape so that we can really be a part of this New World.
5) Create a fair and dedicated eSwiss justice system. Our current "constitution" requires would be applicants to pay 50 chf just to be heard, and provides specified players with "immunity," which essentially allows them to get away with anything without consequences. I think you can agree that we need to completely rebuild the system from the ground up.
Vote for me and we will achieve these goals, vote for me and we will rebuild Switzerland, give me the honor of being your president, and I will provide active leadership, provided with skilled and experienced aid, under me, Switzerland will flourish like it hasn't for months. So please, when you are at the polls, Vote Paul
Also, keeping a sense of humor, here is a cartoon I molded to fit my Presidential Candidacy
To keep my non-Swiss subscribers interested, another fun picture
Jaws AND Starwars Agree!
Vote Paul, and you are voting an active, and experienced politician who knows how the legislative system works (5x Congressmember) and how the Executive Branch works (Former Vice President) who will get politics done right!
A Candidate who’s head is OUT of the Ground!
If that didn’t convince you, I don’t know what will
Except maybe the beautiful Picture Penguin Made!
And even if I lose, I just want to say, Switzerland, you have been great to me, I have met so many people, who are just, well, awesome, I hope that there are enough of you to make me president, quoting Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures,
“Be excellent to each other”
Also, SOme of my administration has already been filled up (ex: MoE) but I would like any interested citizens to fill out these forms
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dERwOVNkX0JselNDTkN4T1BkSy03U0E6MQ
Also, for any good reading Read these beautiful articles:
I’m on a Boat! I mean…I'm going to Vote-Featuring P-Oland
We Will Rock (Vote?) You!
Penguin’s Endorsement
JNArno’s Endorsement
Again, in summary:
EDIT:
Official Eden statement
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-eden-statement-regarding-the-presidential-elections-1476277/1/20
Comments
Paul4Prez
and Be Excellent to Each Other
Paul4Prez
Paul4Prez
Paul4Prez
best choice!!!
This criticism above is very funny. I remember you Paul Proteus, you're currently Vice-President and the current situation which you claim "is wrong", YOU HAVE MADE TOO 😛
Therefore my question: Why you have did not already anythinig? And why you want change first if you're elected? Maybe empty promises?
Vote for Walther Rathenau if you won't pie in the sky 😉
"Vote for Walther Rathenau if you won't pie in the sky 😉 "
... I love your english...
Paul is ZE choice, there is no doubt about it. And even if Cliffy try to say that Paul did nothing to change, we have a clear proof that the enemy changed... nothing on his last term... Do not listen to the stupidity of some old puppet!
Listen to Paul, that's all what you need to know!
BTW: Kubrick <3 😃
Well I voted anyway for the nice SW-picture, the other things are pure bullshit propaganda😃
Never vote for Paul, the anti-TOer! Never! Never!😃
Kindergarten oder welcher erwachsene Mensch schaut Southpark?
I can assure you I am not a kindergartner!
Paul4Prez!
Clifford
methinks thou dost protest too much
vote paul !
Good luck Paul...
Good luck !
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