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DID YOU KNOW MAX MCFARLEN KILLS BABIES?

Day 1,097, 11:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

FOR YEARS NOW MAX HAS HAD A SECRET ADDICTION TO BABIES. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE ITS MORALLY WRONG EXPECIALLY 2 SOMONE WITH ALL THAT POWER 'N STUFF. SOO PLEASE DONT LET THIS HORRIBLE THING HES DOING UNPUNISHED. WE OBVIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE HIM FIRED THAN EXCUTED FOR BEING A BAD EXAMPLE TO OUR DELICOUS CHILDRENS. SO HAVE A HEART AND DONT LEAVE THIS UNPUNISHED.

P.S CAPS MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTENT

P.S.S DO I GETS TO BE IN THE TOP 5 ARTICLES NOW CUZ I MENTIONED MAX?

P.S.S.S I MAY OR MAY NOT OF JUST REUSED MY 2ND ARTICLE ONLY REPLACING PIGINZIN WHEN HE WAS STILL IN OFFICE WITH MAX..................................................................

P.S.S.S.S IF THIS ARTICLE TURNS OUT TO SUCK DONT UNSUBSCRIBE I LOVE YOUUUUU DON'T LEAVE ME IM SORRYYYYYYYYY

Comments

slosh Day 1,097, 12:07

first denied

Alex Collier Day 1,097, 12:16

Wha..

Glove Day 1,097, 12:22

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s0beit Day 1,097, 12:24

VOTED AND SUBSCRIBED U WRITE THE BEST INFORMITATIVE ARTICELS

The Libertine Day 1,097, 12:26

Holy shit, a level 8 commented on an article.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink Day 1,097, 12:28

I keep losing and gaining subs on this article it's gone back and forth 3 times so far.....

Candor Day 1,097, 12:31

You are too damn funny. Babies. MM2. Punishment. LOLOLOL!

Voted for General Gaylord He/She pants.

The Brolliance Day 1,097, 12:51

Quality

wookyjack Day 1,097, 12:54

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

logan Dunleavy Day 1,097, 13:10

Wouldn't it be P.P.S, P.P.P.S ect. Because then you would be saying Post Post Script not Post Script Script. But nonetheless an awesome and well written article. This is quality media.