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Dedicated to some dead guy.

Day 1,120, 14:52 • Published in USA USA

• by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Would you like some music I'm too stupid to link into my article?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJfzmbt35M

Yes, this article is dedicated to a dead guy, but not just any dead guy. One of my first subs.
DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now, I may not know much about err Gates Schellinger but I think nobody else wrote an article about it so I win...
Now, according to his profile, he was born on day 364 so he lived a very long and probably depressing eLife. HE WAS A MAN.... who probably cared for DIO because he's Pakistan. ALSO HE WAS PRESIDENT OF SOMETHING AT SOME TIME! Also to add to that now looking at his photo he clearly was a batman ninja with a deformed condom on his head. Now, because I can't find anything else mildy intresting about him instruct the band to play him off into his grave.

NOW SOMEONE REPLACE HIS SPOT IN MY HEART BY SUBBING...

aww shit I feel like this was a bad idea.

Comments

The Big Brown Bear Day 1,120, 15:23

Good article.

AntonyCash ORG Day 1,120, 15:23

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guralPB Day 1,120, 15:43

and epic music theme, although I prefer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1uEPtumI0

St Krems Day 1,120, 16:22

I blame Gates for this death.

Justin McCravok Day 1,120, 17:20

Great article.

Dell Fargus Day 1,120, 17:22

Gates is a p cool guy.
I didn't know he quit.

Crucifixpandaninja Day 1,120, 21:02

unsubbed...

nah jk still subbed 😃

At The Gates LLC Day 1,120, 22:15

I thought about reviving myself just for this article but then I realized I didn't care enough to submit to that kind of vanity.

Sub'd, for ole timey sake.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink Day 1,121, 12:26

Aww gates 🙁

I'll miss your sexiness and making occasional comments on my articles 🙁.

Also Panda you just gave me a mini-stroke.

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