Dearest SEES, extort this.
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by fingerguns
From Federalist Leadership:
It has come to our attention that through some rather bizarre circumstances involving butthurt of epic proportions, your party has obtained some money belonging to the Federalist Party.
This doesn't belong to you. You should return it. We don't think you will.
In an article where you make vague accusations and very specific demands, you expressed a desire to cut all ties. Your wish is granted.
This attempt of yours to extort the Federalist Party is both pathetic and laughable, as you lack any authority or power to make us do anything. Your impotent rage makes us giggle.
As punishment for this ridiculous attempt to muscle us, we are not only keeping Zooey Deschanel as our official spokesperson, but we're taking the McRib now too.
The McRib: Official Sammich of the Federalist Party
Zooey Deschanel says, "The only thing I love more than the Federalists is stuffing them full of delicious McRib sammiches. The McRib. Only available in the Federalist Party."
Yeeeeaaaaah...that sounds gooooood.
You can go ahead and keep the money. I'm sure you'll do something super patriotic with it.
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fingerguns ftw
SEES will counter the McRib by releasing "The Little Mermaid" on blu-ray and disney DVD FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.
I believe we asked for a response from the Federalist Party, not some chick who steals our ideas.
We're the opposite of SEES, I guess. You're just one person that forces a whole party to represent you. I'm representing the Feds.
Is there a point to this? You both will join together to PTO us in the future regardless.
fingerguns can represent me any day
trolls trolling trolls.
Its getting better haha
this fighting amuses me. also JDR1986 is more of a traitor to the US then me
lol, I enjoyed this. I didn't enjoy Zooey though (if that is her, I can't tell cause it's so bad) in the photo with the McRib... she looks kinda tired there.
Goddamit, now I'm hungry, I hold you both responsible and I'm F*cking pissed.
mmmmmm....McRib
>We're the opposite of SEES, I guess. You're just one person that forces a whole party to represent you. I'm representing the Feds.
I don't see you as a kongresman or a president of the Federalist Party. As far as I know, you're just an old party president.
I've seen better days.
>We're the opposite of SEES, I guess
In that your party gives a million people a million useless jobs and that ours has jobs that actually serve purposes?
gagah - give it up.
With very few exceptions; the Feds suck.
We will use the money to boss everyone around during elections, make ridiculous demands (we totally deserve 16 seats, unopposed!), laugh haughtily at any complaint and feign entertainment, when people who have been our friends become fed up with our spoiled behavior turn on us.
You didn't respect us as friends, Feds. For what reason should we respect you in return?
As a member emeritus of the Federalist Party I agree with this. Now where is my McRib sammich? I'm soooo hungry...
The deal with the Feds and qubert has nothing to do with the Feds and SEES. You guys didn't come up with some big conspiracy to rob us, you were simply the beneficiaries of one person's meltdown.
What qubert did will be handled separately because that's actually serious, unlike threats from your party. The fact that you're trying to tie the two together is shameful. We believe in self-government. Thought you guys agreed.
This message was approved by the leadership of the Federalist Party.
@Claire: She does look a bit overworked doesn't she?
@Kyle it's on the table over there *points*
lol thought most of S.E.E.S was defecting to Pakistan because they wanted to do "something" there.
I wish most of them would do what the Dio's did... Quit the game.
I'll have a McRib with a side of Proud and a medium Horny. To go, please.
I'm dissapointed in your lack of *grabs certain word I wont say because I'm not going to get another FP*
*Grabs McRib
gagah, that's a pretty weak attempt at trolling tbh
>conversing
MUST BE TROLLAN
A minority of The Federalist Party are cool people.
After this I doubt I will ever say another bad word about the Feds. I formally apologize to fingerguns (even though the arguments were fun). And if you guys need a donation I will be more than happy to help. You have me converted FEDS and Fingerguns FTW!
who is gagah?
He was the leader of the 'Spread Hate Party', a party which he PToed so his lame excuse of a party could reach the top 5. Well, he made, too bad half his party defected to Pakistan and who just got booted from the Federalist Party's friends list.
>You have me converted FEDS and Fingerguns FTW!
>A last minority of the Feds are cool people
>We believe in self-government. Thought you guys agreed.
"You didn't respect us as friends, Feds. For what reason should we respect you in return?"
>lol thought most of S.E.E.S was defecting to Pakistan because they wanted to do "something" there.
They did. S.E.E.S. is still here causing trouble. Sorry about your Kongress seat, Relorian. 😞
This is ftw.
I can get proud/horny about this endeavor.
Where's my McRib?
Anything with "Mc" in the name guarantees low quality.
MM2, you gonna let Reed Calom talk to you like that?
Lol thats a really good picture