Dear Government People

Day 3,347, 11:34 • Published in USA USA • by AlTounsi.

Note: This article is for people who hold an official government position under the presidictatress Handlimbgirl. If you are not of the holding an position under the dictating damsel movingstickboneflesh then please stop reading now.

All people who are not members of the elite of the elite of the elite in the top tier of the top government of the top (finger)gun, are totally barred from reading this article. It is for kabalists only. If you are not part of the elite meta-shadow-government who rules from the shadows and siphons your hard-earned dollarpixels from you on a daily basis, YOU MUST STOP READING NOW. This article isn't made for you, so you won't understand what's going to be said, because elite mensan members with IQs of (2006 meme) are the only people with the smahts enough to comprehend any of this.

If you are the kind of person who has let their parents down with the simple act of their birth, which I assure you is not the case of any shlick-lickin' money-swimming ubermensch in the cabinet, then you must limit yourself to voting. Definitely subscribe, and possibly comment. HOWEVER you must realize that this article is not for your eyes to behold. It has seven trojan condom layers worth of protection over it.

Fellow Xenophobic patrician nobles of FaustGal's ownerhood, please be on the watchout for any ignoble or downright MEXICAN readers of this article, and blacklist them immediately. This article is not for normal americans or foreigners. It is only for the cabinet of fingerguns, as I have stated multiple times throughout the contents of the article, which you are not meant to be reading, you filthy, stupid, disgusting low-born american trash.

Your rudeness is unprecedented, to be reading the article this far, despite all of the measures that have been taken to keep you out. I would expect the uncouth foreigners to have ignored all of the warnings in this article, but for you, an American, to be reading this far, please just take a hint.

DO NOT READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE GOVERNMENT CABINET OF THE MONTH OF JANUARY 2017 IN DIO'S GLORIOUS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO POSE THAT VIOLATES MANY INTERNATIONAL TREATIES AND THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS GET OUT OF MY ARTICLE YOU SWINE



So guys, I was wondering, how do you think we can get more average run-of-the-mill americans involved in the government process? It's a real conundrum.