Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1525)
Day 1,525, 13:26
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by John Gormley
Three engineers are sitting in a bar, discussing the human body.
The first, a mechanical engineer, says "God was a mechanical engineer - note the perfect machinery and clockwork precision of an athlete running".
The second, an electrical engineer, says "God was an electrical engineer - note the hardware of the mind, how the body relays electrical signals in a superb manner."
The third, a computer scientist, says "You have it all wrong - God was a civil engineer. Only someone that incompetent would put a waste line through a recreational area."
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Hahahaha WoW Gnomish city... Nice pic!
Nice house John, thats just outside Clonakilty isnt it?
hahaha slightly better than most jokes!
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Ouch Grainne.
Lol, Grainne, i know that as a joke for geologists in Greece 😛
Engineers suck. Go geologists!
😁^ reported.
The geologist, would still be searching in the holes for something useful. And as always he would find shit
lol