Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1520) - Joke #1

Day 1,520, 09:48 Published in Ireland Ireland by John Gormley

I'm in a decent mood today, so you'll get 2 jokes today - one now and one later tonight. One will be the worst joke I can find and the other will be very good (by my standards at least).

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.