Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1513)
John Gormley
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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John Gormley
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Comments
lmaoshmsfoaidmt!!!! 😛
Ok. I 've got one two.
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender:
-how much does a pint cost?
-for you my friend? Free of charge
v+s
I really want to see how horrible this could get
Horrible voted
electron visa?/
😛ppp
science jokes are terrible
v
"I really want to see how horrible this could get"
They really couldn't be much worse than this! 🙂
"Horrible voted"
"science jokes are terrible"
Yeah, that why I used it. : P
What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium
a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar the bartender says"you can stay as long as you don't start nothing"
lol
And i thought this couldn't get any worse. Grainne proved me wrong.
I wanted to join in on the chemistry jokes, but all the good ones Argon.
😁^ ΕPIC