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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1507)

Day 1,507, 16:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, “Weren’t you just in here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

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irishbhoy1967 Day 1,507, 16:54

/facepalms

Ronan Donovan Day 1,507, 16:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

castaneda Day 1,507, 17:13

A market researcher stopped me in the street and said ‘can I ask you 10 questions’, I said ‘go on’, she said ‘question number 1 have you ever had a blackout?’ I said ‘no’, she went…’and finally, question number 10.’”

Yddub Emwolb Day 1,507, 19:01

A woman is on an elevator, or lift for some of you people.
A man gets on, the doors close and he says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman replies, "No! You can not!" To which the man replies, "Oh! Must be your feet then."