CLICKBAIT TITTIES

Day 3,773, 14:24 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne















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CHRIS STANWICK
HE
AIN'T SO SLICK
HE'S GOT
A STICK
UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

A BEE LINE
TO BORED MINDS
HE OPINES
ON OLD VINES
WITH SOUR GRAPES JUST

SPITTIN' SOME SEEDS
SOIL FOR THE WEEDS

SITTIN' IN CONGRESS
MAKIN' NO PROGRESS
JUST TWO CLICKIN'
POST REPLYIN'
NO FLYIN'
HIGH IN
THE SKY
FOR

CHRIS

STAN

WICK

AIN'T NO
JOHN WICK

QUICK TO DERIDE THE RIDE OF

IMAGINATION

TAKES A NUMBER FOR THE LINE AT THE

PLANTATION

OF THE UNFUN
UNSUNG

AWFUL PLACE

WHERE CASH CLICKS
MEANING SLIPS TO

DEEP SPACE

THE RACE TO ERASE ALL

CONTRIBUTIONS

TO ALIGN WITH HIS DESIGN OF

INSTITUTIONS

IS TOO QUICK
STANWICK

TO FLICK AWAY WHAT COULD BE GREAT
MIGHT BE WASTEFUL
COULD HAVE MEANING
MIGHT BE TASTEFUL
OR DISGRACEFUL
SO GRACEFUL
THIS PLACE AIN'T FULL IF YOU DID NOT KNOW

I'M GRATEFUL THAT SOME STILL
STICK AROUND
TO DICK AROUND
WITH LANA THE CLICKBAIT
AND PLATO THE FATAL
LIKE IT'S BACK IN THE HEY DAY
THO
THEY DON'T
SEEM
TO
KNOW

THAT
THAT STICK
THAT THICK STICK
THAT SLICK UP THE QUICK BEHIND
RIND OF
ROMANIAN PROGRAMS
AND FARCICAL ALLIANCE HODOWNS
THAT ONE THAT STILL PROTRUDES SO RUDE FROM THAT SIMPLE DUDE NAMED

STANWICK?




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