CANADIAN GOLFER
SKYJACKED
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A famous Canadian golfer (who asked that his name is not revealed) is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have sex with her the whole night.
She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, J.Canuck gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"
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lol
lol voted
outstanding
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Haha i hope our new citizen can appreciate this. Shame if you just provoked a war like arcanic did 😂
my geuss is that he will appreciate it , known him for a longtime 🙂
eCanada will be attacking shortly at my request 😉
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Lol, we're going to have to review how this asking to remain up - named works.
On the plus side I at least I can brag about that hole in one now 😃
smee again always screams that : (