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CAF Handouts - TOP SECRET - Blah, Blah

Day 1,147, 19:40 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Rolo Tahmasee

So, for months and months all we ever heard from the CAF is how their handouts are so top secret that it would be a threat to the nation if they ever got out

For months we've asked why and how, the real truth being certain CAF Fat Cats not wanting to the eCanadian taxpayer to find out just how much they get for doing nothing, and being nothing special

The higher up you are and the more embedded in the High Command the more supplies you get. When people asked for transparency to a group that gets 90% of the budget and decides for themselves who gets what we were told, "We can't tell you - NATIONAL SECURITY"

Well, in this now NEW Era of Transparency, I have obtained the oh, so secret documents

Take a look eCanada,

See the Handouts Here

Any of this seem fair to you? - To sign up for your handout join your nearest CAF Branch...

As you can see though, regular joes don't get that much...Most of it goes to a privileged few...

PS, apparently their budget was to be upped to $150,000, so is that more or less than what went missing today?

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Comments

saltydog Day 1,147, 19:41

You stole thousands of gold after you got angry for being impeached, and now your roleplay son Wes Lewis has done the same.

Why are you deflecting blame and attention again?

It's OK dude, just man up and claim your Villain badge.
Villains don't try to rat out others, wieners do.

Unum Day 1,147, 19:48

Wow, a spreadsheet that contains no controversy. That's really newsworthy.

Rolo Tahmasee Day 1,147, 19:49

Makes you wonder why they kept it so secret...

Plugson Day 1,147, 19:49

Okay, most likely top secret confidential, but I fail to see what is crucial info here.

Jsboutin Day 1,147, 19:49

And, incredibly enough, the CAF is the only organization in eCanada that has money remaining!

Yeah, we're a bunch of morons and people who administrate badly.

Rylde Day 1,147, 19:49

Says the thief.

TemujinBC Day 1,147, 19:52

You should see TCO's budget. Now THAT is huge.

SilencerII Day 1,147, 19:53

Wow! What do you think you are showing from this?
It shows the same thing all militaries around the eRep world do in funding (give or take some monetary differences of course).
But how does this show that the higher in HC the more supplies you get?
Im HC, I dont get tons of supply. It has nothing to do about seniority or rank! If you want to try and destroy someone or something, at least get facts straight.

Rolo Tahmasee Day 1,147, 19:56

Just makin' this info public

Makes you wonder why the HC has demanded it stay secret for so long?

saltydog Day 1,147, 19:58

Makes you wonder why Rolo is still too sheepish to say "I stole thousands of gold from the government"?

Rolo Tahmasee Day 1,147, 20:04

allegedly, saltydog....allegedly

Mike Littoris Day 1,147, 20:20

Damien Wolf Day 1,147, 20:32

theres only one solution im going to steal...er.. i mean run for CP

Damien Wolf for February Peeps! 😛

Chucky Norris Day 1,147, 20:33

Oh the scandal!!!

Better have rolo Stoling thousands of gold rather than hundreds of canadian getting battle supplies...

Yep, that sure is sound logic.

Rolo Tahmasee Day 1,147, 20:37

😁 I'm sure if you add up the handouts you've received Chucky whatever else has gone missing pales in comparison

Your account should be owned by the eCanadian taxpayer, Lock, stock and barrel (citizen, avatar and password)

MaxMaher Day 1,147, 20:39

Now I know why they didn't want to reveal it.

crisfire Day 1,147, 20:41

dayyyyamn that is some record keeping, props to the patient ones.

This is one heck of a CAF recruitment article (smiley face)

Rolo Tahmasee Day 1,147, 20:42

😁 Damn right it is. I imagine it would be hard to say no to all that easy cash and supplies

Jsboutin Day 1,147, 21:03

He must be pissed off to only get 18 votes with that 😛

Groot of Cascadia Day 1,147, 21:06

I wonder why TCO is still want to be associated with ROlo and Wes

Common , These guys are doing everything they imagine to ruin your organisation reputation..

PS ROLO

Suppliyng Strongest Soldiers is call Logic

Marines gets more supplies then Training corps...

I guess your just an Attention whore trying to get the spotlight elsewhere then on your thief ass..

EvilKanuk Day 1,147, 22:04

Join the CAF! We give out tons of supplies for fighting and training!!!

Or at least, we can if some twitball doesn't swipe all the money.

Also, I am hereby requesting 100 Gold as a licensing fee to use the scripts/formulas and/or viewing the results of the scripts/formulas in the sheet without the express permission of their creator(s). The money can be donated to my account.

Jsboutin Day 1,147, 22:35

I am requesting 50G for using all the data I inputted in there without my consent, money can be sent to Canadian National Defense.

Muglack Day 1,147, 22:48

That's not a secret at all. I saw something to that effect months ago. I wanna see where the money goes, and how the dollars are spent.

You get that in an article and that article gets my vote.

AugustusV Day 1,147, 23:34

What Muglack said.

AugustusV Day 1,147, 23:37

I have to say I am thoroughly impressed with the professionalism of the CAF. I never knew they were this well documented.

Kilgore Trout 89 Day 1,148, 07:24

This isn't an official MDP post...blah, blah, blah.

Wes Lewis gave the info to Rolo...blah, blah, blah.

Not really a big deal...blah, blah, blah.

Anybody else getting bored with the same old song and dance routine. Give us something new and exciting to be outraged about. Nobody cares anymore.

Whiskey Jack Day 1,148, 08:11

You mean better supplies go to those who can do more damage with them???

Shocking, just shocking.

Rainer N Day 1,148, 09:15

obvious attempt at mis-directing Canadian attention is obvious

bought votes are bought

Elgatozorro Day 1,148, 09:28

Conspiracy theory

Rolo had something to do with Wes stealing the money.
Rolo has now stole from this country twice.
Rolo is now the most hated citizen in eCanada.
Rolo is a bigger enemy to eCanada than Phoenix.
Stop.
Think.
React.

Mr Ginge Day 1,148, 10:47

The author appears to be a rude man.

Godot Eulenspiegel Day 1,148, 10:52

Nice... trying to replicate RL and realpolitik, I see.🙂
It seems I'll have some things to learn...
Already laughing - will settle in right atop the fence, I think.😃
(What choice do I have in that respect? - asks the newbie, eyes narrowing into a suspicious squint...)

Lincoln 6 Echo Day 1,148, 11:44

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CptKaydee Day 1,148, 12:35

guys he pissed cause he was kicked out of TCO LOL
the MoE org is safe

saltydog Day 1,148, 12:35

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Moo Zerkaboodle Day 1,148, 12:48

Why did anybody vote for Wes in the first place? There was blatant public discouragement expressed by many notable figures across eCanada, and people still voted for Lewis. Thats an idiotic. At least with Rolo we didn't have excessive warning.