Bye Bye Dicktatorship

Day 3,391, 23:16 Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic by El Fap Padre


Dear Czech citizens,
Pluto decided to change some things in the game. Is it good or bad we shall see. I am only know that Czech don't have money to keep Dictator in power so we must to find a solution how to throw me from position i'm currently. My ideas are next.

1) Send Brutus with senators to stab me.

2) Force Pope to call for Holy Crusade to retake holy lands and than after realize that Saracens are too far and ready for war attack Constantinople and despoil it in name of Pope and watch and do nothings while Turks melt their walls with new kind of cannons.

3) Give Pluto nothing from Treasury. Make it empty and wait for Democracy.

4) Force your government to cancel recognition of stolen Serbian holy land Kosovo. I would pay 25 golds per day for eternity for that.



In order for the dictator to remain in power, a daily currency fee will be automatically deducted from the Country’s Treasury. If the payment can not be done, Democracy will be reinstated automatically and Dictatorship will be removed without any liberation war. The amount of money needed for the Daily Dictatorship Upkeep will be 50% of a Country’s Income, with a minimum value of 25 Gold at Monetary Market Exchange Rate.

From Pluto with love!
Also i would like to take a look about incoming elections.





Most probably next Country President from Czech Right Union, XXVI level with 774 strength, lieutenant colonel with 234.200 rank points, without Battle Hero medal. He have 1.645.542 damage for our glorious country. I like him personally and he help me a lot here in Czech. Vilo and gentlemen's, in the left corner... ONE AND ONLY, Jan Pavlat!



In right corner, XXVIV level with 109.221, God Of War*** with 709.831.983 rank points, 594 Battle Hero medals, without experience in Air Battles, with 895.814.218 damage for Czech Republic. Candidate from *In Beer We Entrust* party. Proud of western Serbs, Breaker of chains, Avenger of Serbian holy land Kosovo, Reaper of infidels, brothers and Vilo....


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Yeeeeeeeeey, woohoo, clap clap!


Unofficially, my favorite.

I wish luck to you all guys. I know that Czech will be in safe hands never mind who wins tomorrow.