British scientists bam bam bam
TekoDaca
A group of scientists at the University of Cambridge in the United Kingdom confirmed, after five years of research, a theory that was already much discussed inside and outside the academic circles, but has yet to be proven: that everything sounds scientific when they are that speak.
"The evidence is impressive," confirmed the lead scientist for the project. Dr. Alan Taylor. "Whatever we say, people think it's 100% correct. They publish in a newspaper, put it on facebook, etc. Just start with British scientists and automatically everything becomes true. Our staff never had to pay for a beer in a pub, for example. We would just come in and say that British scientists said spinning made more profits and that's it. "
The study, conducted in partnership with the University of Massachusetts, also confirmed that phrases such as "went the fantastic" and "posted on facebook" continue to have the power to convince the average citizen, although whatsapp currents have suffered great loss of credibility after the 19th warning about Dilma's suicide.
Asked about the new discovery, the Nupal Institute (Research Nucleus for Latin America) issued an official communiqué: "well, they are scientists, they are British, it must be true, right? Beautiful accent, by the way. "
By TekoDaca
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