British Army, now recruiting!

Day 349, 13:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Defence

Are you tired of working and training every day? Have you begun to think that there's no point to this game, other than learning how to win every time at Trivial Pursuit?

In the British Army, you can put those hard earned strength points to good use. Join the paratroopers and jet out to countries in need, to break down the wall of oppression and liberate an occupied country or keep a developing nation safe from the aggression of its neighbouring empire. Sign up to the reserves to help keep your home secure from bordering countries. Don't let higher powers govern your lives forever - sign up to the army and make a difference!

In the reserves, you will be given weapons and a moving ticket, so that you can move to the nearest Q4 hospital when needed and fight fully equipped. Your skills will be called upon if another country declares war on the UK, or in the case that an allied country, with whom we share an MPP, is attacked.

If you join the paratroopers then you will be given several weapons and a pair of moving tickets. Your equipment will be kept constantly up to date, so that you can fight whenever needed, at any notice. The moving tickets will be used when you deploy to a foreign country so that you can help out our allies or a friend in case our country does not have an MPP with them. You are expected to be prepared to move and fight at a moments notice, and as such cannot be general manager, congressman or party president. You will also need to give an inventory report to your platoon leader every two weeks, more often when deployed for a war.

So if you want to make something out of your life, if you want to finally do something with that hard-earned strength, then sign up to the British Army and show the world what you can do. To sign up, all you need to do is fill out a simple form, located at http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?key=pUMniRVb6z7wgoK7oIZdnOg, then wait for someone - either your new platoon leader or the commanding officer of your respective branch of the army - to contact you regarding your application. The minimum strength to make an application is 3, and if you want to join the paratroopers, you must have at least 5 strength and be prepared and able to move abroad.

Deilos - Minister of Defence