Britain is better than they make out

Day 1,253, 14:41 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Danie Fox

Help make our side of the story heard, and change our image for the better - all it takes are a few shouts!



American #1:
Who can remind me at least one honorable act that was committed by the British Government?~


Croatian:
ONE xD


Me:
Spending our treasury RWing NoB from Peru before Poland could attack?


Current US president:
I don't have the time it would take to imagine one.


American #1:
I wanted to write an article in defense of Britain. But I only remember as England ran from one military alliance to another, losing all the wars and shamefully signs a separate peace behind the backs of the Allies. Pls, help me. >.


Me:
Beating USA, Canada, Sweden and Norway to a surrender whilst also bordering Spain, Poland and Ireland?


American #1:
Oh thx daniecox! I'll try to create something with that's few! O7


Me: Spending two months ignored by Terra tanking in France, Brazil, Germany and in their RWs?


Croatian:
daniecox, u r right, u finde one. any more?
Jumping from one to another one aliance it can be normal once, but UK done it again. Who gonna trust you now?
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Me:
Wiping Belgium to free it from Romanian PTOers, alone against US, Greek and Romanian MPPs?


Fellow Brit:
All of those are quite good ones, Daniecox!
How about giving Ireland a generous "loan" when they got robbed


Me:
Thrashing four different attackers in London? Being the only country in Europe not to be wiped? Swapping our ally to China for no personal gain? Refusing to stay in alliances that attacked their own members (Atlantis and Terra)?


US president:
Surely, the UK is the only country that's been defending France, Germany, and Brozil. We've clearly been focusing all our efforts on our invasion over here.


American #1:
As you can see, GB is not so bad one! Well, I'll try to convince my readers. These naive people still believe that the flight from one alliance to another is betrayal. Such old-fashioned guys.


Russian #1:
hm let me think don't remember but stil they are ok but less fun then komsije (serbs)


Me:
We fought for the US. You didn't fight for us. Ireland tanked our rented regions from Serbia, tanked N Ireland back to Canada when we were having it returned, Ireland tanked with ONE for Belgium. No comment from you. We respond by attacking our enemy? You declare us your NE, and it gets roughly 50% of the vote.


Me: We never left Atlantis, Sweden broke it and we moved to Peace. Remember how successful Fortis was? You can't blame us for rejecting that crap and getting something better, like everyone else did.


Russian #1:
and that your precious region war staging ground for new invasion you seen what hapened to serb "brothers" Russia so please have better story


Me:
Anyway, you tried to declare war on a country who you shared a defensive alliance with! You can't stay with countries like that. No wonder Japan are only now MPPing us.


American #1:
/me hugs daniecox.


Me:
The Serbian MPP is a symbolic move against the US, MPPs are defensive and we have a Russian MPP, the Serbian MPP will be cancelled when they next attack you and we will keep fighting for you as always.


Me:
Next please.


Russian #1:
i must say i like you you are UK but you are nice chap honestly stil i want some good story about war with irelann im ok with it i want to visit our highlands


Me:
We just want to be friends with our friends and fight those who fight us : P

Russian #2:
daniecox, nope, we gained the initiative against Serbia, and today mpp between Russia and UK will be cancelled. It's disappointing.

Me:
Take Serbia out of Russia, they're not there for any other reason than the US, and we can resign straight after as the war will be closed. They have no trade route, and haven't attacked or won the RWs they don't need to move to the US, they clearly don't want to wipe you. If they did you'd still be in FER as it would have kept you without a trade route.

The invasion doesn't make sense if it was to harm Russia, it does if it was to attack the US.

American #1:
I just noticed that the breakdown in different alliances starts in same time when Junior signed MPP with them~


Brazilian:
wich now? 😛


American #1:
Try to quess 😛


Me:
Sorry, but we've not stopped MPPing Serbia and Turkey since Atlantis collapsed.


Amerian #1:
That's why Serbia always fails. Thx daniecox. That's one is greatest thing Junior can do for US. O7


Me:
You mean Serbia who are the strongest country in the world, who beat you like a dozen times in Liaoning, and never lost a 1v1 battle in V1?


American #1:
~ourse it was an irony. Everyone loves UK. \O/





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