BREAKING NEWS: eIndo President is the eNBA Thief!

Day 727, 00:28 • Published in Australia Australia • by Dartreal


By now I’m sure everyone in eAustralia has heard about the theft from the National Bank of Australia. Someone broke into the secure vaults where the sovereigns of eAustralia are kept and handed them over to the eIndonesian President.

Wonder Forward, the eIndonesian President, stated in an article that he had nothing to do with this theft and condemned whoever done this disgusting deed. He handed back every single dollar back to the hands of the eAustralian treasury. In a time when tensions between eAustralia and eIndonesia have had many eCitizens screaming “war”, Wonder Forward done something that has calmed us down for the time being and hasn’t launched us into a war that could be disastrous for both eCountries.

Well done Wonder Forward! I respect what you’ve done. You’ve taken the right course of action. You could have been a wicked person and kept the money for yourself. May eAustralia and eIndonesia now grow together as good friends.

Let this be the day we can tell our eChildren that Wonder Forward put an end to an ugly war that was near boiling point. Let this be the beginning of a new era of peace for us as we walk hand-in-hand into the future.

…and let this be the day that we at the Word Down Under saw through your phony article and discovered the truth behind the Great eNBA Robbery!

Let this be the day that we at the Word Down Under discovered that is was WONDER FORWARD who was the mastermind behind entire thing!

Yes it seemed far too suspicious to us when we read that cute, little comment posted by the eIndonesian President. I couldn’t just sit back and think “Oh he is such a nice guy! 🙂”. No I couldn’t! My eAustralian gut was telling me that something was not right about this situation. I sent my best investigators to ease my suspicions and what they brought back to me only disturbed me even more.

Get ready for the truth – as damning and as disgusting as it is eAustralia.

There is a past history of Wonder Forward that many people didn’t know. Before he decided to lead his country, Wonder Forward was trained as a spy! He’s a man of many disguises and he had successfully infiltrated many eCountries in the past. A very sneaky man who was never caught and who better than to pull off the theft of the century!

Several days ago a man by the name of “Fonder Worward” applied to the eNBA has a simple janitor. No one suspected a thing as the polite gentlemen claiming to be from eEngland went about his business. He worked day and night and during his time there, the floors were never cleaner and the toilets were oh-so sparkly. It seemed like Fonder Worward was the ideal worker, but did anyone even stop to look at his name?



It was a damn clever plan Mr. eIndo President I’ll give you that much! I saw your application for the job and I didn’t even look at the name with any suspicion. That was until my investigators cracked your little code and discovered your true name! It was so sneaky! You’re a master of the craft sir but you cannot fool my staff!

Yes you’re reading this now thinking “How did they discover it was him?”. It’s simple. Allow me to show you. First, jumble the words “Fonder” and “Worward” up and you get “Word Of Redrawn”. Take these words and once again mix it up and you get “War Frowned Rod”. Now, divide up the letters into the following two groups “ARFROWD” and “WNODRE”. Unscrambled they makes the words “Forward” and “Wonder”. Put them together you get “Forward Wonder”.

Notice anything? You should. Flip the words around and you get

WONDER FORWARD!!!

Wonder Forward posed as an employee of the eNBA and used their trust in his theft of eAustralia’s money! This is shocking news I know but I’m as outraged as the next eAustralian! When I read this for the first time I spat out my Vodka all over the faces of my staff! I took this information and got in contact with a member of the eAustralian senate and they had this to say:

“For the last time stop pestering us with your rubbish! Your reporters have done a terrible job at investigating and we don’t believe any of it! Quit the calls or we’ll have you locked up for harassment.”

It’s clear that our congress men and women are extremely upset over the discovery. Don’t worry dear government of eAustralia, I too share your pain as do the millions of eAustralians hurt by this crime. All that we can ask ourselves is “Why?”.

I know the answer to that and it is simple: Wonder Forward stole the money and gave it back all as a plan to gain our support. There’s so much hostility in between eIndonesia and eAustralia that he needed to do this to save his country from being attacked by us while he bullies poor eMalaysia. He needed to do this to try and make us like him so that he won’t be distracted should eAustralia decided to attack the ruins of the former superpower.

Maybe Wonder Forward didn’t do this to avoid us attacking him. Maybe he did this so we wouldn’t help our allies. He thinks that by doing this “good deed” we won’t get involved with his business in eMalaysia? He thinks we’ll just let him march his armies into the lands of our friends and let them take it? Incorrect!

Well I say this to you Wonder Forwar😛 we will never turn our backs on our eFriends! You declared war on an innocent eNation and now you’ve got yourself into a mess!

Call off the search for the real thief oh great, powerful eGods who watch over us from the eHeavenly Kingdom of Administration – we have found the real thief. The name of this brilliant criminal: Wonder Forward!

(Editor’s Note: The information discovered by the investigators of the Word Down Under may have been slightly over-exaggerated and somewhat false… slightly. In other words: this article should not be taken seriously at all... ever.).