Bestest Article Ever

Day 884, 12:42 Published in USA USA by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Hundreads of stupid failures try making their awful parties than try recruiting with crap promises that they'll never fufill. But Screw those guys join the NoS we got BEER AND IF YOU JOIN US WE'LL GARUNTEE YOU GET TO BE SUPREME RULER OF THE EARTH. ALSO WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE OTHER PARTIES.