American News (Will they attack?)
Horice G Fossil
An American military spokesman today refused to confirm or deny rumours that they are preparing an attack on the eUK
"I refuse to confirm or deny this"
We managed to track americas top ranked field marshal to his home and asked his opinion
"I think we will attack the eUK,but not until i get back from my speed dating at McDonalds"
We asked our local American Meghan what she thought the chances of an attack where
but she was busy with Lord Scipio The Great and made no comment
So we went to the top and phoned the American CP
"For f#ck sake you limey b#stard i'm on the f#cking can for f#ck sake!" obviously he was trying to avoid the question
When asked for thier thoughts a Peace spokesmen sent this as reply
Horice
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Comments
WOW!! Meghan have you lost weight? 😛
That soda is way too small, and what are thosse green and red things in that tiny burger?
LOL "speed dating at McDonalds"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boats o/
(1 per person, clearly!)
Another classic article.
Sorry, I was busy congratulating the Manitobans and eNorth Koreans. What're you chavs up to now?
Wow
The eUK fails at humor.
I don't think they will, but I hope they do.