A Small Purposal

Day 1,040, 15:55 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Well I'm not much of a talker and plenty of you know me from church 'n such. But I have come forward before you today with a proposition for y'all... If anyone is willing help me start the Epocolypse you will have a spot near me in my horrible eternal flame palace of death and disppear. Now I know this may seem like a stretch and a bit batshit insane but If we assissinate all the leaders of the world we can put our men incharge. Than we can merge all of the countries together to be one happy family in which I rule over forever. Now I want everyone to maul these thoughts over tonight. Because remember if you do help you could probably help me rape and pillage the economy and gain lots of moneys from it too... Just sleep on it and if you're having second thoughts get the hell out of my new world order............

Just think about it,
-Me