A manifesto before I disappear...
Day 3,192, 09:47
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by Horice G Fossil
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If you elect me your Primeminister I promise to solve all the eUK's putting one thing on top of another difficulty. This year members of The Real Spamicans have put more things on top of other things than ever before. But, I should warn you, this is no time for complacency. No, there are still many things in the eUK, and I cannot emphasize this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way. But we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thing that was not on top of another thing The Real Spamicans, and all those in the eUK, would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together online for no good purpose. But we flourish. This year members of several parties and the various unaffiliated eUK citizens put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. Well done to them all! But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year the members of the eUK congress have not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another, for shame!
As long as the things stacked are badgers. Or cats. But stacking cats is even harder than herding the bloody things, so I'll stick to badgers.
This captures Karacticus' likeness perfectly.
You can stack me daddy
Winners.
No conquest of eSingapore, no vote.
Stack and pop ? or just pile things up ? what about lining things along ?
You could be my Prime, if i get elected!
Would you like to join my party, we're needing such great Brits like you.
And for everyone: Join the best military unit of eUK, join the FUNKY MILITIA!
Greetings Maggis.
A Spamican Recruitment article...
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-spamican-a-bog-standard-party-recruitment-article-with-bias-and-bullocks--2609756/1/20
[FP] About the Alliances with Bogi, Lord Doel and Sebastian Vettell
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2609738/1/20
HORICE4CP! If enough things are stacked in the right places then there's an impenetrable wall around the eUK of something. The man's a military genius!!!
Badgers are bullet proof too. Many tests were carried out at Spamican HQ.
Good luck Horice and put one thing at the top of another as soon as possible.Nice article Horice 🙂
Marry me Horice 🙂 😃