[WHPR] WHITE HOUSE PRESS REPORT- DAY 3558

Day 3,558, 00:47 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room



Dateline:Thursday, August 17, 2017 (Day 3,55😎
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Contents:

- Ukrainian Training War Announcement;
- DoCA Programs;
- Training War mechanics - Getting some action in the TW bar;





UKRAINIAN TRAINING WAR ANNOUNCEMENT


A few days ago the PotUS WhydoIbothertoo came up with an announcement of ending all hostilities in Ukraine and starting a Training War between our two nations for the benefit of both sides.

The provisions of the treaty, in short:

- The TW shall be conducted over three Ukrainian regions. Zaphoroizia, Podolia, and Sloboda. USA shall return the other regions to Ukrainian control.

- USA shall win all MPP battles. Ukraine will win all Resistance Wars.

- Ukraine will not NE, DoW or AS any Pacifica member for 60 days.

So, for the Training War to be successful and effective:

We let every Resistance War in the Ukrainian regions pass and we fight for the eUS only in the Direct battles(MPP battles).

For more information on the case - check the PotUS Article.







CURRENTLY ACTIVE DOCA PROGRAMS



- The American Air Rank Program (AARP).

Its aim is to help the eUS citizens increase their Air ranks, by providing them with a daily 1000 energy worth of food.

The only thing you need to do is to comment below the PotUS' daily AARP shout on the national feed and make sure you defeat at least 20 opponents in air battles every day.

You can get detailed information about the AARP program from the DoCA's AARP announcement article.



- Meals on Wheels

The legendary eUS program is airing in the prime time once again. You receive a daily 500 energy worth of food, by filling up this >>>FORM



For more details on the MoW program check this DoCA Article.




TRAINING WAR MECHANICS -

GETTING SOME ACTION IN THE TRAINING (WAR) BAR


So the last time we had a whole section about the training war mechanics. Obviously, though, we did a lousy job explaining it, because there were a lot of players still unaware of how the Training wars work.

In order to make things right and understandable for everyone I decided to:


"USE MY DOLLIES THIS TIME"



So here we go

Our current Training wars are represented, here, as a special kind of dating bar - The training date bar.

Entering the bar we are presented with our special guests:

From Denver, the lame looking, but ready for some hot action, a specially designed Ken doll - given the name Ken States.


Now, our guy Ken States is trying to get some hot and steamy action with the two hotties in the bar:

The gorgeous brunette from Wellington - Zelda the doll



And the hot blonde from Kiev - Uki the doll



*The current government is looking for a Redhead, but we have been unsuccessful so far. They tend to hang out in different bars.


There are 2 possible scenarios available for you, according to the Training bar code of rules:

- If Zelda and Uki are wearing a stamp




That means they are in their period and they should be allowed to resist any attempts made by Ken to seduce them. In fact they are encouraged to reward Ken with every possible form of violence during their period.

We do so, because if they give hell to Ken, their period is reduced to only 24 hours before they will be ready for some hot and steamy action. Ken might be reduced to cinder during that period, but when he rises up the next night he will have the time of his life with the girls.

In that case scenario you should either stay out of Zelda/Uki's way, so you don't get burned yourself, or you better side with the girls and help them give Ken a proper rant.

In fact if you do that enough times you would be rewarded a special achievement - the Female Freedom fighter + you receive 1k cc from the eRepublik Feminist society. How cool is that?



- If Zelda & Uki are NOT wearing any stamp



That's when you and Ken can both have some fun. When the girls are not wearing the stamp they are indicating that they are on the hunt for meat. They are barely waiting for Ken to make his direct MPP (Mutual pleasuring position) move and they certainly won't mind you joining in on Ken's side - you know, the more the merrier.

So in that case scenario you might be foolish enough to get out of the bar and let Ken have all the fun by himself. But you know that the guy won't be able to ensure a proper treatment for those two gorgeous ladies alone - he doesn't even have a man bun. So you'd most likely want to be part of the action and help Ken satisfy the longing ladies.

In fact if you side with Ken, in that case scenario, and your performance leaves the girls satisfied enough, you would be rewarded a different kind of Achievement - the True Macho Medal + 1k cc from the eRepublik Macho society.





So the next time you are faced with a Training War (bar) dilemma you should remember:

- if the girls are resisting, during their period, you hit for them against Ken;

- if the girls are all horny and out of their resistance period you side with Ken and help him make his direct move for a magical night with the girls.





Till the next time you hear from us



TRY TO ALWAYS BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER


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