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White House Press Report – Day 3,189: eNPR Revamped, Tote Bag Enthusiasts Elated


^{Resoula doing a sound check for the retooled eNPR}


Dateline: Saturday, August 13th (Day 3,189)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. eNPR Revamped, Tote Bag Enthusiasts Elated
2. Party Presidential Elections: What Are They?
3. New CoS in Town
4. Mayhem Continues Unabated




eNPR on Air, Tote Bag Enthusiasts Elated
^{SecMed Paul Proteus}

Morning commuters rejoice! The Resole administration has been hard at work planning every form of domestic engagement imaginable, and that also means retooling eNPR. In fact, for this month, the entire nation of Israel...Oh, wait, I'm being told I have the wrong Israel. Actually, this month Israel Stevens and Orikfricai shall be hosting and presenting eNPR to the masses. There's nothing like two best friends hosting quality eRepublik radio. President Resoula has also promised to stop by to promote his domestic program, and perhaps slow-jam with the hosts.


^{You laugh now, but we all know you're jealous}

So, you may be wondering how you can listen to eNPR, well it's simple, tune in to eNPR, Wednesdays at 9:30 Eastern, 6:30 eRep.

Currently Discord will be used for the chat/voice program and Beam for broadcasting. Yui will somehow be involved in pre-recorded sound bytes. If all of that isn't enough, then donate now for your very own eNPR coffee mug and tote.




Party Presidential Elections: What Are They?
^{Party Planner Paul Proteus}

As the 15th approaches, ever more rapidly, we are reminded both of our impending doom, and of Party Presidential elections. Perhaps the two are correlated. Regardless, it can be difficult keeping track of what a Party is, and who is running, but have no fear, the WHPR has you covered. So, let's get starte😛

What is a PP Election?

PP stands for "Party President," and on the fifteenth of each month, every party holds elections to trap elect a leader for the following month. The Party President has significant powers, able to alter the Party's logo, orientation, and set the congress list. The Party President also wields varying degree of power in the metagame, depending on the Party, and represents the Party in all arenas.

So, How is a PP Elected?

Well, in game obviously. Still, it's important to note that several parties formally nominate and elect their Party Presidents on their own forums ahead of time. This serves as tradition, but also an ATO measure. On the flip side, some parties don't. Confused? Well probably not, in all likelihood this is barely news, so let's get to the good part.


^{Somehow, I'm never invited}

What about this month's PP Election?

So, the juicy stuff, who is going to be Party President next month of the top 5 parties, all compiled into one semi-coherent place:

Well, in The Federalist Party, Fingerguns is the official candidate, having won the Primary process. A few other Federalists remain on the ballot, but have been encouraged by the Party to drop.

In the Socialist Freedom Party, the election will be held tomorrow in game between long time revolutionary Wooky Jack and newcomer-to-the-party-but-to-nothing-else Cerb.

In the USWP, Gnilraps is the only member to have announced his candidacy, however prominent members such as Scolbert and Derphoof have yet to drop from the ballot.

In the Black Sheep Party, Arrden is the official HG nominated candidate, with his party's support tomorrow.

And last but not least, in the WTP, Cubby is likely the official candidate, being the only candidate to receive the requisite nominations, as WTP representative Blande has told us, however, several well known members remain on the ballot including Oblige and rainy.

Check back as more information is gathered (as our two sources wake up), and remember to exercise your civic duty and vote.



A New (Very Old) Face at CoS
^{Paul Proteus: Interior Decorator}

In the latest in Cabinet news, the Resoula administration has transitioned Chief of Staffs, after Melissa Rose left the game. This paper would like to thank Melissa Rose for her incredibly hard working keeping the country together for months, and for not murdering former President Yui, to our knowledge. The paper would also like to welcome and announce the new Chief of Staff to the Resoula administration: Inwegen.


^{Pictured above Inwegen. We're still not sure who he's talking to.}

We are confident the nation remains in good hands, as Inwegen takes the position as literally the most respected Chief of Staff in the history of this fake internet country. The Media Office is appropriately prepared and afraid of his task-master-ing.





Mayhem Continues Unabated, POTUS pleased
^{Rioting Citizen, Paul Proteus}

As President Resoula has published his most recent incitement to mayhem, he seems gleefully unaware of the rioting that has begun to rock our nation's streets.

First, he triggered severe bouts of looting following the announcement of his 6-word-memoir contest, and now, in announcing National Gaming Nights experts expect mayhem to reach unprecedented levels.


^{Nobody's edgier than...uh...your White House Press Team!}

For those hooligans in the audience, who threaten our very way of life, the "Gaming Nights" involve playing Cards Against Humanity. Do you hear that? Even this administration's CARDS are AGAINST humanity. Furthermore, Resoula is promising incredible prizes of up to 10k cc. Clearly this is intended to decay our nation's morality through the vice of gambling.

May America prevail amidst this onslaught of mayhem and madness. But mostly mayhem.

Editor's note: If you wish to partake in this government endorsed mayhem, fill out this Straw Poll so that game nights can be held at a time everyone can make.

That's all your WHPR for today. Here's to another great term of executive media.



Your White House Media Team:

Minister of Propaganda, Paul Proteus



The WHPR also wishes khotko a speedy return to health.

Official WHPR Cartographer: Aramec

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