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Dateline: Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 (Day 3,339)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House

Contents:
A fabulous term begins
The D pardons D Money





A fabulous term begins

Greetings everyone, I am MCKitkat and kody is still not here I welcome you to the first official WHPR with me. That is right, fingerguns was so impressed with kody’s adventures that she decided to give him the position of co-Secretary of State, so that he continues to have more amazing adventures. I will do my best to keep you updated on kody’s travels, but he’s a busy man so it will be hard to track him down. Last I heard, he was in Argentina.

Also, if anyone of you peeps out there is interested in writing a bit for the WHPR (which is published every Tuesday and Thursday) feel free to send me it and you could win a prize (cc or Gold depending how many people send quality stuff in). If you are interested, send me your bit via PM and if it’s good and fits into the WHPR guidelines, then you win some cash.

Also, here is the rest of this month’s fabulous cabinet:

Dictator turned Country President turned Dictator: fingerguns
Vice-President and Chief of Staff: Pfeiffer
Secretary of State: Yui and Kody
Secretary of Defense: Senry
Deputies: Tom Cauchon and Komeko
Secretary of Media: MCKitkat
Deputies: Ya Boi D Money
DoCA: rainy sunday
Deputies: JimmyCincinnati



Official Statement from the Highest of Ds, fingerguns:

As some of you may have heard, Ya Boi D Money impeached me LIVE on his stream. It was a fun show. I heard him mention early on that he was thinking about doing it, just for a laugh, as the Dictator battle was in full swing and it was only a matter of hours before our Dictatorship was restored. I went onto the show later on, he mentioned it again, and I thought that sounded like a great idea. Not because I wanted to be impeached, but because Congress having buttons happens so infrequently I can only imagine how hard it must be to NOT push them.

Ya Boi D Money did put up the impeachment proposal and we all had a good laugh. The Dictatorship was restored before the vote was over and the proposal was losing when that happened. I don’t actually know the mechanics there. What if it had been winning when the Dictatorship was restored? Would that matter? Anyway, it was done. Nothing to do but watch the fireworks in Congress.

YBDM was immediately censured, per the laws of the land. I have made an appeal to have him uncensured, but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. I guess the lulz have happened one too many times and nobody is lulzing anymore. But I am certainly more than a little to blame for all this. I could’ve said ‘no, don’t do that’ and he probably wouldn’t have done that. Therefore, by the power vested in me by the eUS government (which is absolutely none) and the Pfeifferguns Coalition for a Brighter Tomorrow (also none), I hereby officially pardon Ya Boi D Money and absolve him of any wrongdoing in the matter of my impeachment. DMoney, you are free to carry on doing everything you did before (except participate in Congress, obvs).



This concludes the first official WHPR with MCKitkat (and with a fabulous Header). Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.


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