*UPDATED w/ IMMEDIATE BREAKING NEWS* Official White House Press Release 4/17/09
James S. Brady Press Room
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***BREAKING NEWS
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Our Ally, Romania, Has just been ATTACKED in a REAL WAR by the UKRAINE. They are our ally and we must get to the battlefield and give them our strength and support to STOP UKRAINE from advancing into our ally's borders!!! You don't have to leave the US, you can fight from home!
FOLLOW THIS LINK: FIGHT FOR ROMANIA . Once there go to the BATTLEFIELD and help DEFEND ROMANIA.
REMEMBER, you DON"T HAVE TO LEAVE the US to fight in this REAL WAR! It is suggested that you move to NJ or Florida for the hospitals, however. Now get out there and FIGHT for DEMOCRACY!
sidenote: Because of this situation, War Games with Mexico in Baja have been canceled tonight.
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---Original Release---
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the James S. Brady Briefing Room. This is the official press from the United States Executive Branch. Please subscribe to keep up to date on the official statements from President Scrabman and his Administration.
Items To Be Covered
1. Situation with Portugal
2. Mobile Voting Group
3. War Games Update
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SITUATION WITH PORTUGAL
The White House and Secretary of FOWTDAP* Danylo Halytsky, has conducted a nationwide survey to see where the eUS stands on the issue of ePortugal. The majority of eAmericans wish to come to a peaceful agreement with Portugal and avoid any military conflicts. The Government concurs with the public and steps have been taken to arrange a potential MPP with Portugal in the near future.
Portuguese President, Arthk, has publicly stated, "We have nothing against the US as long as they don't threaten us or any Portuguese ally. We are open for diplomatic and peaceful conversations, if that's in your interest, but it'll have to be the US to make the first step..." With those words in mind, President Scrabman has decided to move forward with a plan to come to a peaceful resolution with Portugal.
It has come to the attention of the White House that the public is interested in where Portugal stands with Mexico regarding the Northeast Territory. Portugal successfully defeated the eUS in the Northeast after the eUS conquered the region in our war with Mexico last month under Uncle Sam's Presidency. It is understood that Portugal has plans to give the Northeast Territory back to Mexico within the next few weeks. If Portugal does this, then their actions will help prove that they have no intentions in North America.
*Figuring Out What To Do About Portugal
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MOBILE VOTING GROUP
As many of you know, PEACE is very active with PTOs (Political Take Overs). For those of you who are unsure what a PTO is, it is when PEACE, or any nation/group, plants politicians in foreign countries in order to win elections and therefore take over that country's government. This has been a concern of the eUS for quite some time now and President Scrabman along with Publius, Director of the Foreign Diplomatic Protection Council (FDPC), have come up with a new Group that will help fight this form of political terrorism. The Movable Voting Group" has been established and the premise is quite simple: When the eUS comes across intel that PEACE has plotted a PTO in any foreign country, the eUS will use government finances to provide the citizens, who sign up for this group, with moving tickets both to and from the country being threatened by a PTO. It will be the citizen's duty to vote for the candidate that has the best interest in mind for the country being threatened. The FDPC will determine, through intel and diplomatic discussions with said country, which candidate the group will be voting for.
If you are a eUS citizen interested in helping preserve and protect our foreign friends and allies from PEACE and PTOs, please fill out the form provided here: Mobile Voting Group Sign-Up Form . You will be doing a great service to your country and a great service to worldwide Diplomacy.
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WAR GAMES UPDATE
Once again, the eUS and eMexico will be hosting War Games in the Baja Territory starting tonight, Wednesday April 15th, at 1600 (7:00pm, EST). Until further notice, these War Games will continue every Monday and Wednesday at 1600. If you are a bit confused as to how War Games work, I will now direct you to the previous WH Press Release from 4/13/09: WH Press Release, War Games .
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~Claire Littleton, White House Press Secretary
Comments
Voted! 🙂
it is when PEACE plants politicians
should be
it is when a group of people plants politicians
because PEACE isnt the only group that does it 😕
Portugal is most likely going to hand those regions in Mexico back. The only reason why they are keeping it for now is in case we try to attack Mexico again.
I'm assuming there will be sufficient oversight of this "FDPC" to prevent corruption. With a few wrong people in place, we could find ourselves doing the same things as PEACE. The movable voting group has the potential to become identical to those planted politicians.
O.K. I had to put this somewhere. Did anyone see the 20 cent increase on two star food. Yesterday it was 2.80 and now it has peaked 3 dollars. What has happened?
Voted! Excellent use of passive voice! I must meet this 'it' person. They sound very important to our actions on Portugal. ;-P
Not to nitpick but isn't this press release #4 as it says in the article, but the title indicates that it is only press release #3. Excellent and informative article on the whole! As they have all been.
I'm surprised with you GLaDOS you've never admitted PEACE does this before.
since ATLANTIS made it a legitimate tactic, we could no afford to remain reactionary 😕
Mobile Voting Group. 3 thumbs up. I will personally jump in radiation to grow a third thumb to stick it up. That is how excited I am. XD
GLaDOS must be sunning himself on the sunny beaches of Phuket in Thailand right now.
Certainly he is not there to vote in party elections!
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I bet you are.
Best of luck.
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and the beaches of thailand are in fact, quite nice
Funny how GLaDOS removed that post about how he's running for election in Thailand.
Let's all congratulate him on currently being in the lead for PP of the Thailand's Social Democratic Party! And by only one vote!
No PTO going on there folks, nothing to see here!
If you haven't voted yet, fly to Thailand and vote against GLaDOS for PP of the Social Democratic Party.
War games are on fridays as well.
@Kermit the frog: Thanks for that, but I was told otherwise earlier today. I will check on it and post the correction tomorrow if there is one. Thank you, again.
Thank you for the updates on our gov't.
Voted!
We need them 3 times a week, 2 is unacceptable
I am all for the movable voting corps, it would sadden me though if it were to be used to mirror what other tyrannical countries use them for. I'd like to be able to hold my head up proud of what America is accomplishing for the world, not bowing it in shame for what it could potentially do to the world.
It is better to hold your own head high in the triumph of conquest, than to have it held high as a trophy by another.
^ sorry, that's me as Cadash Corporation. Forgot which account I was on.
>Our Ally, Romania, Has just been ATTACKED in a REAL WAR by the UKRAINE.
I thought that said in the real world at first. I was like 😮
WAR! Let's roll on Ukraine! w00t! w00t!
A modest hungarian in Indonesia🙂
keep it up guys! Great Job!
*raises hand* Mrs. Littleton, are the war games with Mexico going to be moved to this weekend, once the battle between Romania and Ukraine is over, or is this session canceled entirely?
@De The Great: The White House isn't sure the extent of the Romanian/Ukraine war at this point. We are waiting on more intel to decide the plan regarding the War Games in Baja. As of right now, it appears as though Baja will not be fought this weekend and will resume on Monday at 1600 as planned. I will update the public with further information when it becomes available.
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