[UKRP] When I come around, you're a rock star, get your game on...
WookieO
Back again and I don’t wanna be lonely…
Do you believe in love? I do. I believe in the love you all have for the UK Reform Party.
Some may say the love has died. I don’t think this is true….it has merely been stifled slightly.
Thank you all for voting for me as Party President once again….I think we need to all come together, not just within the party but amongst the entire eUK, in order to make this game enjoyable again.
I hope that we can start moving in that direction this month.
Do you wanna Congress?
If you do, you need to firstly get yourself on the list via the party page. Then you need to send me a message.
I want this message to make me feel something. As many of you know, since a freak skiing accident in 2005, I’ve had trouble feeling any emotions. So I need you to jumpstart my brain.
I want a Congress application that is full to the brim of entertainment. I yearn for an entertaining tale of youthful exuberance, filled with drunken mishaps or perhaps an amusing case of mistaken identity that leads to high jinks and cross dressing. Or maybe just make me chuckle over your use of profanity.
To give yourself an even better chance of a prominent place on the UKRP Congress list, you should consider publishing an article.
The UKRP has traditionally had a solid media presence and I would love that to be the case again. Make it so.
Savour me, savour you, ahaaaaaa!
This time Fataliix gets the gratuitous mention in my article, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, other than that he asked. Enjoy it. Savour it. Remember...this could have been you we were all savouring.
Thanks for reading and don’t forget to vote for Congress on the 25th!
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy
Comments
UKRP...I believe in you...believe in yourselves....
I am and always have been a believer....
Hey, Dolphin Dave here. I'm a Dolphin! I love eating fish in the ocean, napping with my belly up towards the sun, and watching my family members get systematically murdered by machete wielding Japanese people.
I've got a Dolphin wife and two little Dolphin babies and we spend all day hanging out, playing in the waves, and receiving lethal doses of radiation because Japanese people keep dumping nuclear waste on top of us.
We don't let tragedy get us down though because if you could describe life as a Dolphin in one word it would be FREEDOM! Unless of course, you're like my cousin Dolphin Jim who got snagged in a fishing net and then beaten to death so his bones can be turned into pills that make the guy who invented the Playstation's dick hard.
But hey it could be worse at least we're not getting shot by cops for being black Dolphin Dave over and out I didn't read this article.
This is your last chance. Release WookieO and return this account to him otherwise I go all Liam Neeson on your arse and grunt down the phone aggressively
So many policies!
o7 Voted , Donated, WookieO GJ. ❤