[UKRP] FREEDOM! LIBERTY! TUP!
Day 3,379, 06:51
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by CptChazbeard
My brothers! We are free! For too long now has the UKRP man been shackled, toiling away in the plantation fields tenderly harvesting the Vote crop that feeds Master WookieO's ego.
Though our chains have been broken and liberty restored after lynching the aforementioned Master WookieO we have no time for rest as we have other brothers in peril.
Down at the Ol' TUP Farm there's a evil going down. Oft we forget that they are humans, what is happening down at their farm is a flagrant abuse of human rights.
Ol' Master Ash Brandon has been continuing the inhumane practice of lobotomising the party faithful. His forefathers would be proud of him; stripping them of their clothes, dignity and sanity. Turning those poor unfortunates into mindless voter ants.
My brothers! Is it not too late to save them. Once they are emancipated, once they have experience the sweet taste of freedom that we at the UKRP farm no enjoy, I'm certain the TUPpers will become human once more.
In an attempt to bury the shameful past that is WookieO's legacy a complete rebranding of the party is needed.
Outgoes the tarnished name of UKRP – forever synonymous with slavery and WookieO – and in comes the 'Unified Korean Republic of Philcollinsborough' (or UKRP for short)
The unified part of the name is significant. To help speed up the emancipation of our cuckolded brethren across the border in the TUPlantation, we will be offering food and a place to stay for anyone who manages to scale their razor wire fence and make their way to the safety of the UKRP.
A cash 'resettlement' package of 5,000CC will be awarded by the UKRP Friendly Happy Government to those who make it across the DMZ and let themselves be known once they have arrived.
(Cash will be sent after a period of 10 days and is available to those over Level 25 only. Sorry, we have to take precautions to stop the bastard spawn of Ol' Ash infiltrating our verdant pastures.)
My brothers! Now we are free let our voices be heard throughout the eUK! Soon, as recognised members of the eHuman race we will be given a platform from which to launch rogue impeachments, NEs and tax changes.
Messages have been sent to all members of the party reminded them to candidate for a position if they so wish.
Preference will be given to the most proactive members of our glorious party and as such I am reintroducing the 'Chazzy Points' System!
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. GO ABOUT YOUR DAILY BUSINESS
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Hi, I'm Wayne Kerr and apparently I'm some kind of evil overlord who tells everyone that 2+2=5.
20 pts to you sire
Me commenting everywhere "TUP sucks" since I moved back to the eUK has nothing to do with this competition, I still plan to continue... But from now I'll also use the "You don't know..." bit
Saw 'TUP Sucks' on the Mewsnight article. 30 pts to you sire
How much points for - Legends of United Kingdom: TUP Sucks Battalion X ?
10,000 points!
Ah the momentum of Philcollinsborough.... För those not familiar with the feeling, can feel it coming in the air tonight? Personally I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, (oh Lord)
If you told me TUP was drowning, I would not lend a hand...
I've seen this party before my friend, and I am sure they know who I am..
I was there and saw what TUP did, I saw the BS with my own two eyes...
So they can wipe off the grin, they belong in the bin**
Their claims are a pack of lies***
**of history
*** starting with the claim 2+2/= 5
Hi, I'm Wayne Kerr and I can do maths!
TUP suck
Freedom brother, freedom.
v + s
It begins
HI I'm Wayne Kerr and I think TUP sux!
http://prnt.sc/eavbr6
On Orion HQ article: "[ORION] Now on Discord (with Military Strikes !)"
Incredibly relevant methinks.
http://prnt.sc/eavdzo
On Queer Nationalist News article "Da Starey"
Even more relevant perhaps.
And last one for tonight.... http://prnt.sc/eavgwx
On Kalashnikov article "Why not embrace eCultural diversity?"
Embracing eCultural diversity through our love of TUP.
Hi. I'm WayneKerr and I "borrowed" all TUP's money and spent it "for the good of the nation".
UKRP sucking up to Wayne - why am I not surprised?
UKPP and UKRP are two sides of the same coin...
ur shit
tup is eternally worst tho
No you are the shit ones. UKPP is the party of the brave, UKRP are the party of the soft bellied fag.
You are correct that much are worse though.
UKPP can be good but they crave a leader. To be fair they do get a lot of leaders, but they pretty much all quit afterwards. I don't know what they're doing to you decent PPs over there but you can tell us.
What this means is that the vast majority of the time (when they don't have a good leader) they're total balls. Silent, bar the random rogue proposal. And they regularly manage to get themselves PTO'd in a game where nobody is even trying to PTO any more.
It makes for good viewing though, I'll give you that.
I would rather a party be quiet when they have nothing to say rather then the [autistic screeching] we get from the other parties that wish to remain relevant.
Without UKRP, we would not have UKPP and without UKPP there would be no UKRP (in its current form), after all most of the noisemakers in UKRP were members of UKPP.
UKPP has never really had leaders. It's not how we have ever operated (apart from the early days). Our ethos is do as you will.