[Tiedä ja voita] Turkisarvuuttelu
jerq
Monet varmasti muistaa kun käytiin lomailemassa Turkissa. Loman aikana suoritettiin ovela rahankeräys, jossa lomamatka maksatettiin turkkilaisilla itsellään. Oli siinä määrin onnistunut källi, että 5 kuukauden lomailu ei ainoastaan ollut kustannusneutraalia vaan siitä jäi käteen aimo kasa makaronikolikoita.
Hieman pitkäpiuhaisina turkispojat ovat nyt saapuneet vastavierailulle. Turkkilaisten toiveena on että pyydetään anteeksi rikoksiamme (
😂)ja lähetetään pyllykolikeita korvaukseksi mielipahasta. Kumpaakaan ei luonnollisesti tipu eikä varsinkaan lirise. Anteeksipyyntöfantasiaa pidetään yleisesti
🤡touhuna ja rikastumaankaan eivät etelän ystävämme kostoretkellään pääse. Päinvastoin, pojat ovat jo tällä hetkellä useamman pyllykolikkomillin tappiolla ja sama suunta jatkuu.
Tästä päästäänkin visailuun. Kysymys kuuluu, kuinka kauan Turkin perse vielä kestää? Missä vaiheessa turkisjävät hoksaavat että ollaan pelattu ne kebabkioskille, eli eSuomen miehittämisestä seuraa vain kuluja ja hiippailevat vähin äänin kotiin? Jätä vastauksesi kommentteihin ja voita uskomattomia palkintoja! Lähimmäksi arvannut saa loppuvuoden kinkkuananaskepappipizzat. Lähe mukkaan pellaamaan, sie tiiät tän!
Mahdolliset entörsäysrahet lupaan triplata ja käyttää ne soveliaassa tilanteessa lisäämään turkkilaisten kotiinpaluun nöyryyttävyyttä.
Loppuun suositus.
Suosi suomalaista saunakulttuuria, jossa Anja Pohjola pesee selkiä.
Älä suosi turkkilaista saunakulttuuria, jossa karvaiset miehet pesevät toistensa nivusia.
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En tiedä kuinka kauan perse kestää, mutta veikkaan että täällä on kohta joku turkkulainen kertomassa "faktoja" ja sanomassa että et osaa kirjoittaa artikkeleita.
Kristallipalloni kertoi samaa...samoin kerro_kerro_kuvastin kun lähtökiireissäni kysäisin.
Ennustukset sikäli metsään että vinkuminen alkoikin Haamun artikkelissa:
erepublik.com/en/article/lokakuun-2018-eduskuntalista-2682140
Mutta on se jo täälläkin 😃
Arvasihan tuon, mutt järjestys män sekasin 🙂
Vaa ei siin, antaa poijjaan ulvoa ja uhota!
Ild like to see that in english
Basically, all you need to know is Walpole is a fat, autistic drunk.
Actually he is literally great guy. The only problem relations between two countries is as you know screwed and he is the emissary. Dont make him a scapegoat for that.
Trust me, man. He's a fat, autistic drunk.
Torilla tavataan!
äänesti 😃
Taitaapa mennä vielä tovi, mutta determination noustessa on jännä nähdä kuinka paljon ovat valmiita tuhlaamaan vai hyväksyvätkö vääjäämättömän tappionsa nopeasti.
Veikkaan ajaksi kahta kuukautta.
Sitten kun niillä loppuu visasta saldo. Ei ne ymmärrä lähteä edes vääjäämättömän tappion edessä.
Arviolta tähän menee ainakin pari kuukautta, veikataan vaikka että jouluaattona ne on potkittu pihalle.
Menee ensi vuoden puolelle. Sanotaan 3.
Mustaan perjantaihin mennessä on kebabeilla postimerkki persuksissa ja ulkona maasta.
Sanoisin että 6.12.2018.
Ananas ei kuulu pizzaan joten sitä palkintoa en tarvii. Sen sijaan yhen tuommosen Iidan tuosta ylimmästä artikkelikuvasta voisin ottaa kun sillä on niin kivat tissit.
13.1.2019, toivottavasti aikaisemmin
Arvaan 6.12.2018
Jaa-a kyllä ne marraskuussa katoaa täältä
kaksi kuukautta vielä
Toivottavasti eivät liian nopeaa karkaa.
eTurkki ja eSuomi ne yhteen soppii, huomenna mennään pussauskoppiin.
Kaikessa vakavuudessaan eSuomalaiset tykkää eKebabista, eTurkkilaiset tykkäävät niitä meille syöttää raudalla ja lyijyllä maustettuna En näe miten heitä täältä ikinä saadaan lähtemään jos liittolaistilanne pysyy tällaisena 🙁
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25.1
“Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” – Sun Tzu
Please keep making noise. It is fun listening.
As for the writer of this article... In this war of ours in eFinland, we have had no ally served our interests better than him.
We might consider giving him a medal for his services. 🙂
o/
You forgot to answer the topic in question, when will eTurkey be wise enough to forget about eFinland, we already cost you a lot of money 🙂
I have just made main point: You are suffering as a result of your witlessness of your decision makers. 🙂
As for your question...The answer is: Never, until a formal agreement is signed and ratified between our countries.
For my part, the point that we have been making in eFinland is already worth more than 100 million cc. And its worth is exponentially rising with every new day.
What is it to spend few millions for this CO or that? Nothing.
Why should we "forget about" such a profitable enterprise?
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None seems like an angel beside this.
That quote coming from someone who wouldn't know strategy if it hit them in the face is somewhat amusing.
Keeping Turkey on its knees for months is proof of my merits in the field of strategy. What do you have to show for yours? Managing to bind your own resources in ever increasing amounts without gain is probably hardly a merit, is it? 🤔
This far it is JerQ 1 - Turkey 0. Due to your failure with the strategic planning I suspect that soon we will be at 2 - 0 😉 And when that happens, this masterpiece will be on the top of my playlist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEsqGOHo0nI
:Ba-da-tsihhhh:
Look, who is lecturing me about strategy! lol
"Turkey on its knees for months" is a peculiar metaphor to choose given the fact that eTr has increased the extend of its invasion during those months and eventually erased Finland from the map.
"Turkey putting its knees on Finland's neck" sounds more realistic one. 😉
As for you boasting about your imaginary scores/victories.... Go play with demonikuski. He suffers the same delusions. You might emigrate to Iran as he has done too. At the end, the integrity does not mean anything to you at all.
As for your masterpiece.... You don't need to wait. Finland in its current misery is your masterpiece. Enjoy it. 🙂
The best proof and tribute for my 1-0 lead is your current presence in eFinland. If your previous defeat wouldn't still be causing that sweet butthurtness, it would be insane to waste this quantity of resources to "make a point". I recognize that this theory relies on the assumption that you are at least sane-ish, but I wouldn't dare to make any assessment regarding that before closer examination.
Despite your almost 7-fold overpower, it took you two months and millions and millions of cc to even accomplish our wipe, which is a long way from "misery" 🙄 Minor inconvenience would be more appropriate expression.
As I said above:
What is it to spend few millions for this CO or that? Nothing.
You say that we are 7 times stronger than you, militarily. That means we are at least 7 times stronger than you, economically.
Those millions we allegedly spent, that you pick up to console your sore ass, is at least 7 times cheaper to us compared to you. 😉
As for your "minor inconvenience"...You have already lost 70% of your company stock. While the rest of the eWorld is busy reaping the benefits of their multidimensional farming enterprises, and preparing for the tournament season, you sit on your hands, and religiously wait for better days to come.Your messages pleading for help are floating among your so-called allies not for raising awareness but for mocking you. And they seem quite enjoying themselves while doing so. You have turned into a laughing stock of the eWorld. And, you are quickly transforming into a eNorth Korea.
Don't be too modest.
Consequences of your "masterpiece" are quite "monumental". 🙂
Oh, you think your presence is affecting our economy? You are making my day with your rationalization attempts 😂
I can assure you our production is higher than ever. You see, when I was implementing my tax manoeuvre, I had to gather detailed information regarding our companies in order to divide your tax moneys justly between our producers. So instead of guessing stuff, I can calculate it.
According to these calculations our economy is better off with our production in regions with full bonuses. I am surprised that as an avid reader of our articles, you weren't aware of these relocation instructions.
Or are you now seriously trying to tell me that you spent all those resources in order to cause misery, but ended up enforcing my instructions ergo our economy? What a great mastermind you are indeed.
Good.
Why do you jump up and down of lately then?
If eFinland does not need salvation, what does? Your personal credibility, perhaps?
Please carry on.
It's fun reading your fairy tales. 🙂
Wanna fight IRL, Walpole?
If it's more comfortable for you, we can even do that Turkish thing where you oil up, put on some leather pants and try to grab the other guy's dick.
Walpole: "You have turned into a laughing stock of the eWorld."
I'm not so sure about that. My guess would be that you and your supporters are about to be the laughing stock of the eWorld. Crying about things that took place a few years ago, when the world was different, demanding an apology from eFinland is simply ridiculous in a game of war.
Do you know the term "Forgive and forget"?
eTurkey could be the "good guy", but they don't get it. So here we are, You will never get an apology from eFinland. And those cheap millions you keep wasting will sooner or later grow into billions 🙂
Who's jumpy? If you haven't noticed I am quite content with Turkey wasting tons of resources over nothing 🙂
It is also not me who is constantly spamming our media with articles begging for peace deal. Just saying.
Demonikuski
Being a sleek and slippery creature you are, it is no surprise that you are interested in oil wrestling. 😛
Riba
I know very well about the merits of "forgive and forget". Yet you seem unaware that prerequisite for "forgive and forget" is an admission of guilt and an apology. We will not forgive you until you perform the prerequisite actions. Never!
And those "cheap millions" of ours, that you "graciously" worry about on our behalf. Let us worry about it ourselves. You already have have a lot to worry about on your own plate. 😉
jerq
As I wrote in my previous article, you people have a twisted sense of perception. Confusing kindness with weakness and now with begging are good displays of that twisted nature.
That said, in this crusade of yours aiming to cover up your own ineptitude and stupidity from your fellow Finns, you are duty-bound to rely on twisted perceptions. How else could you continue to fool them anyway? 😉
Thanks! It's nice to get some recognition for a change.
By the way, you're reflecting hard right now.
I hate to bring up peoples past mistakes, but weren't you the one who is perceiving our economical gain as misery? 😃 I wonder if you are competent to speak about misperceptions.
There's nothing to cover up, by now you should have noticed that no logic backs up any of your claims. It would appear to me that you are the one desperately trying to hold on to a delusional narrative despite the facts are constantly proving you wrong. It is starting to be quite obvious that the stupidity and incompetence is at your end.
Finland promoted Asteria, Bulgaria, Macedonia in Pacifica. Where are your allies now when you need them? Yes I laugh when I look at your map. Doesn't matter how much it cost for Turkey good strategy or not worth it or not.
Perimmiltään kyllä ihmetyttää mikä kumman sairaus saa ihmisen nuin kommenttiosioihin kiintymään.
Dear Eki??
Veikkaan joulun (Sol Invictuksen) kunniaksi 24.12 tai 25.12.
1.12.2018. Muuten tulee tontuilla kiire saada kaikkien kilttien lapsien lahjat valmiiksi ennen Joulua