[PotUS] So Much Winning, Folks

Day 3,437, 22:43 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof



Dearest Americans,

This has been an extremely successful and fun week for the United States, and the citizens that make up our great nation. We have seen a successful airstrike, epic battles, the draining of our enemy, and our glorious flag planted in the soil of a new land.

Just as well, we’ve seen greater improvements in relations with various border countries, including France, Spain, and the UK. This has taken quite the effort from Yui in State, in tandem with myself. These relationships give us greater security on our borders, as well as greater support on the battlefield. The friendships strengthened in the fire of battle also extend to our allies in Pacifica, whom have given us great support in our victories.

The true winner of all this is you, the American people.

We could have played it safe and had another training war, or picked a less risky or interesting target in our near vicinity. However, we took a chance and it has been glorious.

I can’t remember a time in recent memory where the United States or its alliance allies have provided such entertaining wars and battles for its citizens.

And that’s what this game is all about: having a fun time.




Real American Heroes

Over the course of this campaign, many Americans have stepped to the forefront and borne it all for our nation on the battlefield and in the skies. Some that come to mind are Jadiv, Slava, Deepchill, what4, TheNorm, Melissa Rose, OBass, and so many more.

However, one soldier has unequivocally shown himself to be the Realest of the Real American Heroes.

That person is none other than Gnilraps.

The man has been all over the battlefields and the skies, both for us and our allies. Whether it’s 3pm or 3am, while managing battles, I can count on being able to text Gnil and watch him get GO HARD on the battlefield. He’s sacrificed a great deal of his time and abilities to see that we succeed on the battlefield.

Due to this, and his incredible Vice President-ing, I hereby issue an Executive Order declaring Gnilraps the Vice President of the United States from this point on, until the servers are unplugged and the game has concluded.





For once, we live in truly exciting times in the United States. Excitement that has been long overdue. So here’s to America.

Here’s to more winning on the battlefield, and in diplomacy.

Here’s to more fun.